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Finally, there's a website that offers movie rentals completely sanitized of all sex, profanity and violence.
They've even gone so far as to edit "Charlie's Angels" into "Chariots of Fire".
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Finally, there's a website that offers movie rentals completely sanitized of all sex, profanity and violence.
They've even gone so far as to edit "Charlie's Angels" into "Chariots of Fire"."We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine -
I'd like to see what they;d do with 'The rules of attraction'
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Charlies Angels
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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Are there any movies that you won't offer as E-Rated rentals?
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Yes. There are some movies that we will not have edited or offer for rental due to the overall theme or number of required edits. This includes:
Addicted To Love
American History X
Analyze This
Basic Instinct
Blair Witch Project
Caddyshack
Election
Eyes Wide Shut
Gross Pointe Blank
Hannibal
Liar Liar
Payback
Pretty Woman
Primary Colors
Return Of The Dragon
Rounders
Show Girls
Silence of the Lambs
The Story Of UsComment
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Wow, this just gets better and better...
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Do the E-Rated movies come with the original DVD menu items, subtitles, and additional features intact?
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No. All menu items found on original, un-edited DVDs are lost during the editing process. For example, if an original, un-edited DVD contains a menu option to view the DVD movie with Spanish subtitles, that option will not be available on the edited copy of that movie.Comment
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Analyze This ?!?!?!
Analyze This !?!?!?
W * T * F !!!"We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John PrineComment
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I'd like to see a site which sells porn movies with all the sex and other naughtiness edited out of them. I'd bet someone would watch it, too.
(Same category as my idea for a site containing non-erotic porn star fan fiction, really...)"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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do they have the movie deepthroat?
what about american pie?Comment
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election? I was suprised when I watched this movie on FX the other day. They left in the simulated blowjob scene
. I can't believe a basic cable network would do that. There was also another sex scene left in the movie.
Other than a few sex scenes there is very little sex in that film. I only watched it because I'm a big Reese Witherspoon fan.Comment
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Election is pretty dirty. I think paranoid people who would rent from a "clean movie" site probably wouldn't be too happy about the teacher-student relationships...
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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good point. never thought of that. shows where my morals areComment
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CADDYSHACK.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Yes, but it's now titled "Shallow Relationship."Originally posted by Dissident
do they have the movie deepthroat?
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i'd probably watch that for all the intriguging dialogue.Originally posted by Stefu
I'd like to see a site which sells porn movies with all the sex and other naughtiness edited out of them. I'd bet someone would watch it, too.
(Same category as my idea for a site containing non-erotic porn star fan fiction, really...)
with all those long scenes of naughtiness, we only get so much witty banter.
come on, who on this board would ever think "fixing the pipes" could be sexual innuendo? and pizza men?? how can they not nail every chick who can't pay for a pizza?"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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I wonder what they would do with Clockwork Orange?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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