Video game humor

[yavoon]

just cuz they borrowed ideas doesn't mean their culture is korean. japan is pretty notorious for borrowing.

and s.korea(if indeed thats the one ur talkin about) has an enormous video game industry. the top gamers in korea can make over 50 000 dollars a year. appear on commercials and are treated like sports stars.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by August Borms
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.

The only reason thats funny is because of the smiley

[Inverse Icarus]

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

not so much a joke, but a hillarious quote

you could go for a "what if the mario brothers were ______, rather than italian", but i would only find that humerous because of the sterotypes

[Propaganda]

Originally posted by UberKruX
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

not so much a joke, but a hillarious quote

Too bad Pac-Man didn't swing glow sticks, while eating magic pills, running around in darkened rooms and listening to repetitive electronic music. Otherwise, a quote of that nature would have been priceless.

[gopher]

Why shouldnt you go to the bathroom with a Poekemon in the house?

Because he might take a pichachu!

[Alinestra Covelia]

Stefu I'm going to have to change my avatar just for you

[Stefu]

Aww.

But I love the new one, too.

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
This thread should now be closed as I have solved the situation. I am no longer required to write a video game joke.

To the mods: Please close this thread. It stands as a terrible monument of an all-time low in my posting history here, precipitated by a sad period of barrel scraping and external stress. We should leave this thread to sleep with the fishes. It is excreta - abandoning it to its ignoble fate would be a positive relief. It is a hideous monstrosity of a malformed child and I am having my womb destroyed for bringing it forth, yea verily. So feel free to close or delete this thread and erase all traces of this desperately unfunny post by a poster who is normally in much better form. Thanks.

To myself: I feel good at having used the F-word to my editor.

Sorry, but you have just doomed it to become...

ALINESTRA'S SINKING THREAD.

[orange]

Extreme bump

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

I love this quote...but isn't what is described the essence of a rave?

[Stefu]

Whoosh...

[Skanky Burns]

Hence the humour value...

[Q Classic]

YOU SPOONY BARD!

I, GARLAND, WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN!

[Alex]

I love this thread. Please, don't close it.

Oh, Allie...

Let's pretend you still have to work on that assignment.

[St Leo]

Leave your pants?

[orange]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Hence the humour value...

I wasn't sure if that was the punchline or not.