Unbreakable or "What would be your comic book character?"

[Dauphin]

If we lived in a comic book world of good and evil, what would be your comic book:

1) Name
2) Sidekick's name
3) Special powers
4) Cause of special powers
5) Worst kept secret weakness
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman)
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham)

[Immortal Wombat]

1) Name - Immortal Wombat (duh)
2) Sidekicks name - I think we decided up upon Simon the Psychic Sidekick Kookaburra
3) Special powers - Immortality. (and since I'm marsupine, I guess the whole sapience/talking thing too...)
4) Cause of special powers - The nuclear fallout that wiped out humanity conveyed the powers of intelligence and stuff onto the entire animal kingdom, and gave me immortality Or a magic amulet or something.
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Fear of choral singing
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) - Neutral, who happens to do good stuff by coincidence rather than design.
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) - Worldwide, but with primary locations being Australia, the Russian Steppes, and Wales.

[Zopperoni]

1) Zopperoni...or maybe Zopperman =)
2) I don't *have* to have one, right?
3) Telekinesis and teleportation
4) My mom was thinking of a baby, when my dad appeared out of nothing...and *pop* there I was...
5) Can't wake up early in the morning.
6) Neutral
7) Amsterdam

[Spec]

1) Name - Jared from Subway
2) Sidekicks name - Clay Henri, fireman, Jared's fan
3) Special powers - Making people believe he lost weight because of Subway.
4) Cause of special powers - Subway
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Small penis
6) Allegiance - Ronald McDonald
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) - You never know...



Spec.

[Pekka]

1) Romper Stomper
2) Junior (Stomper)
3) The ability to see through clothes
4) Secret
5) Missions are compromised many times because Romper Stomper is too busy with the ladies..
6) Good
7) New York

[Japher]

1) Name - Drunk Dude
2) Sidekicks name - Buddy the not-so-wonder Dog, and Kitty the Cat that Craps
3) Special powers - Being able to get drunk really quickly and then staying that way for a very long time without passing out; incredible ability to slur speech; can talk about nothing for hours; can climb up floors; can spew nasty smelling toxin from mouth
4) Cause of special powers - Budweiser
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Car Bombs (the drink)
6) Allegiance - Awesome Alcholoics (neutral; we battle sobriety)
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) - The Big Rock Candy Mountain


For someone close to my heart/leader of my Coalition:

1) Name - Stupid American Bastard
2) Sidekicks name - **** (an old dude who is able to make his heart explode at will), The Blunder Twins (two semi-hot chicks... nuff said)
3) Special powers - Can morph into a monkey at will, and can wage war at the drop of a hat
4) Cause of special powers - Genetics
5) Worst kept secret weakness - Daddy paid for "grades earned" while getting "educated"
6) Allegiance - Duh?...
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) - Currently at Camp David, but coming soon to a third world nation near you

[Tuberski]

Re: Unbreakable or "What would be your comic book character?"

1) Name William the Feline
2) Sidekick's name Opus
3) Special powers ACK! of death
4) Cause of special powers Hairballs
5) Worst kept secret weakness perpetual daze
6) Allegiance Good
7) Location Bloom county USA

ACK!

[Bosh]

1) Name The Squirrel of Doom
2) Sidekick's name Nutkin
3) Special powers Climbing, mesmerizing eyes, confusing bushy fale and sharp pointy teeth!
4) Cause of special powers Rare strain of squirrel-carried rabies
5) Worst kept secret weakness Nut addiction
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) Insane.
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) The nearest park...

[Zopperoni]

Hm, thanks for the inspiration, Boshko!

I want Scrat to be my sidekick!

[Lonestar]

1) Name: Ultimate Lonestar
2) Team War Machine
3) Special powers: Tony Stark's Intellect. Power Armor.
4) Cause of special powers: Built Power Armor
5) Worst kept secret weakness: Can make nipples wink.
6) Allegiance: US War Machine, the American Government Power Armor special forces.
7) Location: SHIELD Helicarrier.

[Space05us]

1) Name: Space, not to be confused with Space Ghost. though he is a good friend of mine (not like that)
2) Sidekick's name: none
3) Special powers: Can see through clothes (at will, dont want accidents with that power), super-human intellegence (but I cant spell intellegence)
4) Cause of special powers: extreme boredom
5) Worst kept secret weakness: good looking women, and girls (Im not 18 yet )
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) : Neutral
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham): Playboy mansion

[Spiffor]

Re: Unbreakable or "What would be your comic book character?"

1) Name : Super Spiff
2) Sidekick's name : Mentor
3) Special powers : To bore my enemies to death - to paint everything red through force of will
4) Cause of special powers : Grown reasonable fanaticist by Mentor from earliest childhood
5) Worst kept secret weakness : Fear of blue
6) Allegiance (i.e Good like Superman/Evil like the Hobgoblin/Neutral like Catwoman) : Good
7) Location (e.g Metropolis/Gotham) : An already boring place, like Murmansk or Windhoek

[OzzyKP]

Re: Re: Unbreakable or "What would be your comic book character?"

1) Name Ozzy
2) Sidekick's names Iron Man, Mr. Crowley, and Sharon!
3) Special powers Biting heads off enemies, mumbling incoherently (really secret code talk), geezer shuffle of death, turn into werewolf and bark at moon, turn into bat, and the ability to cause teenage boys to commit suicide.
4) Cause of special powers Enough drugs to put down a large horse.
5) Worst kept secret weakness Damn VCRs.
6) Allegiance Evil!! Pure evil!! I am the Prince of Darkness!!
7) Location Coming to an outdoor ampitheater near you!

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Boshko
1) Name The Squirrel of Doom

I have no pet squirrels!

[Frankychan]

1) NameLord Frank.
2) Sidekick's Names Destro, Baronness, Major Bludd, a lot of underings.
3) Special Powers Extremely high charisma and ability to create ingenious plans.
4) Cause of Special Powers Born with charisma/Studied for years to create plans.
5) Worst Kept Secret Weakness Underlings easy to outsmart.
6) Allegiance Evil. Member of COBRA. But aid in countries fighting fundamentalism.
7) Locatioin Cobra Terrordrome in Hawaii and various other Cobra HQ's.