You and Google

[Menlas]

Originally posted by Azazel
Does that mean that there is no result at all, or just other people, Menlas?

if it menas the first, then you have an opportunity to become very famous, with a unique name. If the second... I share your pain.

Nope, there are other people, but not many. What is funny is that nearly all live in the same region of France, the one where my grandparents are born . So i guess those people are very distant cousins and uncles

[Menlas]

double post...those "quote" and "edit" buttons are too close

[Immortal Wombat]

My namesake an author so I'm nowhere near the top. Plus almost all my online stuff is pseudonymed. Search Immortal Wombat and I'm 7 of the first 10.

However, hit #33 of my real name brings up a guy who looks just like Glonky

Aha, here we go, #479 and #520 are me.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

First mention is #69.

But apparently I'm well known in physics circles.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Wait--there are 3 other Immortal Wombat mentions?

[vovan]

20 hits altogether, and are all real me...

[Japher]

'm a jazz bassoonist, apparently.

Lucky!

I never appear... just look at my last name.

[monolith94]

I'm definitely the chairman of the apostrophe protection society.

[Immortal Wombat]

Yup. Surprised me too...

The first is the wonderful person who decided to register immortalwombat.com - read it "I'm Mortal Wombat - dot - com" (I'm being polite here. If you're there, kind fellow wombat, I'd like to buy your domain name) Incidentally, mortalwombat.com is not registered.

The second is some idiot loser who came up with a grand animal fighting tournament in Australia, where marsupials would duke it out to go up against the Immortal Wombat in the final, and lose. This was another pun on MK, and I didn't mind so much, because it was a crap idea, and would have died fairly quickly. I posted on his forum asking him to kill it faster. No luck there.

But what really pissed me off was when he realised it was a crap idea, so posted another webpage saying "The Immortal Wombat sucks donkey ****". I would like to point out that this is untrue. I do not. No hard feelings, the page seems to be gone now, or at least, it doesn't turn up as the very first Google Search result for "Immortal Wombat" like it used to. I do. Hoorah.

The third and last Immortal Wombat I have found it a reviewer on a Nintendo site or something. He racks up quite a few hits on Google. I think I'll copyright the name and sue him.

[monolith94]

They call me the gavelier:

http://website.lineone.net/~thegavelier/

How come I only get old lame white guys???

[OneFootInTheGrave]

we are in love

[St Leo]

Uh, all 292 hits are me. How many "Leons Petrazickis"es do you think there are in the world?

BTW, please ignore the Government of Canada link. It does not concern you.

[Skanky Burns]

None. But I don't use my real name on the web, so thats no surprise.

[Az]

Oh, And of course, we shouldn't forget my namesake, the writer of cheesy detectives, with his hero being "Nick Carter".


Oh, and holy ****, one of them writes Fan fiction of Sailor Moon.

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by monolith94

How come I only get old lame white guys???

I'll trade you my former Philadelphia's most wanted.