ME related questions

[Saint Marcus]

After the first week of the war I pretty much stopped watching the news or reading the papers.

Can someone tell me:

- if the alleged WoMDs have been found
- if they haven't been found, what is the US governement saying about it?
- is Syria next?
- is Iran next?
- will Sharon accept the roadmap for peace?
- is the PLO reforming?
- does Turkey still have extra forces near the Iraqi border and in northern Iraq?

and a bit less related:

- what are the current standings with North Korea?


Thank you in advance.

[red_jon]

From this title I just realised it could be Windows: Middle East edition.

Would probably explain all the crashes...

[Winston]

Well if this isn't lazy...

What is your bank account number? I'll send you €1.25 for a newspaper then.

Or you could check the topped thread here in the OT...

[red_jon]

Marcus - yes weapons were found but seconds too late. As the heroic George burst through the doors of the Evil Saddam's underground dungeon, Saddam nuked the world.

And there is no North Korean situation. Everyone is dead. Including you.

[Saint Marcus]

please stop spamming.

I just want to get a quick update.


and the top thread only covers Iraq, no?

[Winston]

Please stop pretending.

[red_jon]

How do you know you aren't dead?

[CyberGnu]

Marcus - yes weapons were found but seconds too late. As the heroic George burst through the doors of the Evil Saddam's underground dungeon, Saddam nuked the world.

you know, I think I saw this story on FOX news

[CyberGnu]

Mark:
- if the alleged WoMDs have been found
NO

- if they haven't been found, what is the US governement saying about it?
As little as possible.

- is Syria next?
Don't know. Powell says one thing, Rumsfeld another.

- is Iran next?
Don't think so

- will Sharon accept the roadmap for peace?
Does the pope crap in the woods?

- is the PLO reforming?
Maybe... Still a power struggle.

- does Turkey still have extra forces near the Iraqi border and in northern Iraq?
Don't know, actually. Good question.

[Saint Marcus]

thank you Cybergnu, that's the information I wanted.

it's odd. this was was about WoMDs...none have been found so far, so the whole casus belli may be a fabricated one...is nobody questioning/criticising that?

I'll look up info on Turkey's military deployements. I fear they might be ready to step in as soon as the US military leaves...

[Eli]

The pope craps in the woods? I never knew that.

[Jaguar]

Whenever someone says we haven't found anything, we raise a false alarm. It's quite funny. Every week there's a new suspected site. I think once we get the country secure we'll find stuff though.

[CyberGnu]

The pope craps in the woods? I never knew that.

Oh yes. He takes his chariot pulled by flying pigs.

[Panag]

Originally posted by Eli
The pope craps in the woods? I never knew that.

hi ,

its called a WMD , ....

it should be monitored by a UN inspection team , ....

have a nice day

[Bereta_Eder]