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w00T! Too bad your birthday isn't on the 20th!
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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my friends isOriginally posted by Sava
w00T! Too bad your birthday isn't on the 20th!
but i bet i celebrate it for a different reason than you"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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Hell, when I was 20, and now that I'm married, I depend on pity sex.Originally posted by MRT144
Pity sex...now theres a concept
HACKy Birthday Uber!!!!!
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Just think, if you were Australian you could be drinking legally! Like I am!
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Happy Birthday! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.......well....
it is a big world out there.
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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