What is the most bizzare/stupidest thing you've ever done while sleeping/walking?

[Solly]

When I was in a youth hostel in Dublin in September, I woke myself (and probably the other five people in the room) up by shouting something, I think it was "help" or something daft.

That's it.

[Bereta_Eder]

Living in a two store room with the bed on the upper level and a ladder that was screwed on the wall and was completely vertical, I always thought I had to be careful when going up or down.

Since on somedays I had to wake up really really early (around 8 o clock ) and had some trouble doing it, I figured I could place the alarm clock on the down level. That way I'd HAVE to get up (since the sound would be insufferable) and I would HAVE to be careful climbing down the ladder, so this would definitely wake me up.


I realized that I could climb down the ladder, turn off the alarm clock, then climb back up the ladder and return to bed and all this in a state of semi-consciousness, without losing a single step.

So that plan failed, I could play commando/monkey being half asleep...

[Sirotnikov]

Paik - that reminds me that I decided to put my alarm clock in another room, so I will have to get concious to turn it off. Of course I went to the other room, turned it off, and went back to sleep.


My stories are amusing though less wierd.

Once when I was a kid I fell on the floor from my bed, and somehow ended waking up under a chair. The point is, the chair's legs were far too close together so I have no idea how could I have rolled under it in my sleep.

My most recent sleeping events happenned when I was at my gf's place, spending the night.

It was early morning and she began poking at me, and tickling me a bit. I was still sleepy and unsure of what was happenning so I moved her hand. She thught it was amusing and persisted. After a while I gave her an elbow and moved her to the side, all this while still mostly sleeping. But then I got what I did and took her hand and put it on me, mumbling "Im sorry" but I couldn't make myself complete the sentance and fell asleep instead.


Another time, my gf waked me in the middle of the night, saying that there are wierd rings that are keeping her from sleeping. I assured her she was wrong as I heard no rings and went back to sleep. soon she woke me again saying that there are wierd rings. I assured her she was dreaming or imagining.

A second later, I heard the rings myself. After a while it hit me that it was my cellphone. I got up, and began mumbling "who the heck is that?" looked at the clock- 3:30 AM. "Who would call me in 3:30 AM?? Is that Taurus? What's up with him?" I answered Taurus, who asked me if I still need that ride that I asked him for, over an hour and a half ago. I thanked him, said no and went to bed.

My girfriend was leaughing her heart out. I coudlnt' figure out why. Then she explained that I mumbled and cursed in Russian. My gf speaks Hebrew (though knows Russian). I'm speaking hebrew since the age of 6, and only talk in Russian to my parents. I speak hebrew most of the day, English some of the day, and Russian rarely.

But for some reason, when awacked angrily from sleep, my mother tongue, the "primate language" somehow broke out.