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    Uday Hussein had a thing for the Bush girls...

    U.S. soldiers, meanwhile, went through Oday Hussein's palace in Baghdad to see what Saddam's son left behind when he apparently fled. They found lots of liquor, electronics, pornography, Cuban cigars and - "one of the weirder things" - pictures of President Bush's twin daughters in one of Oday's gymnasiums, Capt. Ed Ballanco said.

    "We took the pictures down, though," Ballanco said. "Just to, kind of, protect our - protect our president here."
    http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/breaking_news/5626881.htm


    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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    • #3
      That's really funny until you think about what Uday did to the Iraqi girls he fancied. The Bush twins might want to watch out...
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      • #4
        She's not that pretty....why is everyone obsessed by her?
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        • #5
          "7. Sobre todo tipo de cosas que no entendemos, mejor es callarse" Ludwig Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Phylosophycus
          "Mas vale un pajaro en la mano....que papa a los quince"
          "No se que armas se usaran en la tercera guerra mundial, pero si se que la cuarta sera con piedras y palos"
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Spectator
            She's not that pretty....why is everyone obsessed by her?
            Both of them seem to be easy, what with them being drunks and all. The twins also don't look half bad.
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            • #7
              Both of them seem to be easy, what with them being drunks and all. The twins also don't look half bad.


              Plus, as twins, the odds of getting in a three-way with the two of them increases exponentially. Who wouldn't want to have a three-way with the President's daughters? That's pretty much the greatest thing you could ever achieve in life...
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              • #8
                Uday was just a misunderstood normal guy!

                "My father wants to go down in history, but his heart is finished from any kindness," Uday wrote in an undated letter.
                Uday wrote to an uncle in 1990: "It is difficult being in the family of Hussein. People want to kill us."
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                http://www.canoe.ca/EdmontonNews/es.es-04-14-0023.html


                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                • #9
                  If Uday escapes to the US and somehow becomes a college student near the Bush twins, I bet he would do at least one of them. He just has to go to one of those college parties and wait until they are drunk. I can just see it now...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sava
                    "But Daddy! I love him! I'm having his baby!"
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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                    • #11
                      lol
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                      • #12
                        It would have been weirder if he had a picture of Chelsea Clinton...

                        ::shudder::
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                          Who wouldn't want to have a three-way with the President's daughters? That's pretty much the greatest thing you could ever achieve in life...
                          But Uday would only have to diddle his sisters for that. Remember that Saddam was technically a President too.
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                          • #14
                            But Uday would only have to diddle his sisters for that. Remember that Saddam was technically a President too.


                            A good point combined with a horrible image.

                            I don't think I'll be sleeping much tonight...
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                            • #15
                              drake, i hope that means youre traumatized rather than aroused and compulsively masturbating to the thought...
                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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