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  • #16
    I can't believe me and frogger are the hoes now. And those things I checked were normal things, and some I wanted to check but couldn't because I haven't done it..
    come on guys and creapy pervs, you have to beat us!
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #17
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      I scored
      69¾%
      on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!
      Take the test here!
      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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      • #18
        67¼%
        I'm much purer than anybody else in my office, but here the purity standard seems a lot higher (and I don't work in a brothel)
        "I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
        "What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
        - Pekka

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        • #19
          49 3/4.

          I was amazed at how many of the things I had actually done.

          me Pekka and Frogger are all freaks, no one else has even been close.

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #20
            Thanks Tuberski Join the club.

            Yeah, it's not like I do those things on daily basis, some of them only once.. etc. It was funny to remember those again though.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Pekka
              Thanks Tuberski Join the club.

              Yeah, it's not like I do those things on daily basis, some of them only once.. etc. It was funny to remember those again though.
              Most of them I have done in the last 2 years. Before that I was a fairly good Mormon boy.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #22
                75%
                The list gave me some ideas
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #23
                  wait wait...you were a fairly good mormon boy BEFORE you became unpure?
                  "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                  You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                  "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                  • #24
                    79.75.

                    kinda helps that i seem to be pathologically monogamous.
                    B♭3

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by orange
                      wait wait...you were a fairly good mormon boy BEFORE you became unpure?
                      Of course, all Mormon boy are pure, didn't you know that?



                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #26
                        74.25% pure. And if I had taken that test a year and half ago, it would be more than twenty percent higher, I'm sure. If things go my way, it should go down a good deal fairly soon.
                        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • #27
                          Can't be arsed to go through the whole thing, but glancing throught it I'd say about 68% or so. But a question arose:


                          had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
                          Mutual masturbation? Didn't know cows masturbated...

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                          • #28
                            72%

                            I thought I would have gotten higher, what with my monagamous life and all. But there is still time to improve my score.
                            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                            • #29
                              bloody hell that test is slow enough to fill in, 400 questions, takes about 1/2 hour for it to tick 5!
                              "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                              "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                              • #30
                                http://www.phyde.plus.com/matrix_paper.png); border-style: double; border-color: black; border-width: 3px; background-color: transparent; border: black double 3px;">
                                I scored
                                58¼%
                                on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!
                                Take the test here!


                                heh...I love college
                                "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                                ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                                "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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