We love the iraqi information minister!

[DinoDoc]

Lawyers in Awe
Lovin' it - this gentleman has achieved bull**** that transcends bull**** and becomes a thing of wonder. As a lawyer I can only stand back and watch in awe.
-- Tim Cunion

[Inverse Icarus]

our troops are over there, kicking ass, taking hyphenated names
-dennis miller on the daily show

[DinoDoc]

[DinoDoc]

One more.

[ixnay]

This type of thing was started earlier this week on the SA forums. Look for it on the frontpage in next week's Tuesday Goldmine. Here's a sneak preview (my entry):

[ixnay]

One more.

[korn469]

Originally posted by Andrew1999
The important question is, what card is he on?



I see a big future for the "Iraqi War Criminal Playing Cards" on eBay.

Andrew luckily (for him) he didn't make the cards, though he is still a "person of interest"

if he had of been on the cards he would have been one of the jokers lol

[Ming]

Thanks guys for the great laughs today. While the site is funny... your additions to this thread have been even better.

I love the Super Mario one...

[Zealot]

Great work Ixnay! That's the spirit!
Give us more!

Hey it just hit me this idea:
How about some banners about MMS and 'Poly souveniers?
Any volunteers?
Ming?

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by dr. blackclove
I laughed until I cried.

Now all we need is a similar site for North Korea quotes - "...in case you had forgotten us, we HAVE NUKES! Hey! PAY ATTENTION TO US!!! Don't you dare to attack us! Hey! STOP IGNORING US!!! WE ARE ISSUING AN ULTIMATUM HERE!"

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

Of course, it's not actually a humor site...

Japan urged to behave itself
Pyongyang, April 10 (KCNA) -- If Japan continues going ahead with preparations for reinvasion of Korea with the help of the United States, the kingpin of state-sponsored terrorism, it will have to pay dearly for its reckless behavior, said the top official of a social organization of Korea on Wednesday. In an interview with KCNA, Rom Sun Gil, chairman of the central committee of the General Federation of Trade Unions of Korea, said:
Recently, Japanese conservatives have openly called for a preemptive attack on the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
They, availing themselves of the U.S. hostile policy towards the DPRK, intend to retake the old position of Japan and reinvade Korea.
As soon as the United States started the military attack on Iraq, Japan set up a "headquarters of emergency measures" and has kept a close eye on the DPRK. Worse still, the Japanese conservatives say that in case "North Korea is going to launch missiles to Japan", it would not be a breach of the constitution to make an preemptive attack on the missile launching sites and that a war with North Korea would not be ruled out. They also say that before Japan is submerged in flames, it is necessary to make a preemptive attack on North Korea with the help of the United States.
Their remarks indicate that they want to repeat the holocaust Japan inflicted on Korea in the past, and establish the "Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere".
The Korean people will never forget all crimes of the blackest dye committed by Japan during more than 40 years of its military occupation of Korea.
The indiscreet behavior of Japan, which still regards the DPRK as "enemy" and refrains from the settlement of the past wrongdoings, waiting for a chance to reinvade Korea, only heightens the vigilance of the Korean people.
Japan would be well advised to behave itself with a correct understanding of the situation.

[Boris Godunov]

Yes, we MUST give this guy a Poly banner!

[Winston]

While the jokes on this guy are funny, the whole thing is kind of odd - on a tragic background and all.

Reminds me a bit of the fellow with the cap and rucksack from the fake World Trade Center photo and his subsequent journey through the history of disaster...

But still, on the Mohammed stuff. Can't help it.

[Lincoln]

I kind of feel sorry for the guy, but there is hope that he can find employment when Dan Rather retires.

[orange]

the Supermario one is genius

[alva]

Be sure to read the first Apolyton thread on this guy...

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=82959