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  • #16
    come on e.i.f., i somehow doubt all those jonnies will be used to protect guns from sand

    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

    "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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    • #17
      Are they all out to try and pull that Jessica Lynch?
      Visit the Vote UK Discussion Forum!

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      • #18
        I trust the gist of it is in the thread title
        silly of me?

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        • #19
          AH nailed it. It's to prevent sand getting up the barrel.
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • #20
            Just one of the dangers of sex in the desert.
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • #21
              "British Army orders Condoms for the troops"

              That proves that Iraq has biological weapons!
              Blah

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              • #22
                I wouldn't be suprised some soldiers will profit from their popularity among the Iraqi population to get some free sex. Don't forget we're talking about 20 year-olds with crowds dancing around them
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #23
                  There is no such thing as free sex
                  badams

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                  • #24
                    What else do think they are going to do to Saddam once they catch him???
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Japher
                      What else do think they are going to do to Saddam once they catch him???
                      Given his looks, I doubt anyone will be "technically" able to do him.
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #26
                        They won't be looking at his face.
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Japher
                          What else do think they are going to do to Saddam once they catch him???
                          heh that was good

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                          • #28
                            Keep sand out of their tank and rifle barrels of course.


                            Tank barrels? Yay, they finnaly make them my size


                            (cant believe nobody made that one yet )

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                            • #29
                              now that's girth!
                              Monkey!!!

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                              • #30
                                Having been in the US Navy for 5 years, I can honestly tell you that, when we hit ports like Thailand and the Phillipines, they had boxes of condoms on the quarterdeck. They "highly recommended" that you take at least one.

                                ACK!
                                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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