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  • #1

    Post your Saddam jokes here!

    The information minister gather all the Saddam doubles into a secret bunker for a briefing.

    "I have good news and bad news - good news is Saddam is still alive. Bad news is he lost an arm."
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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  • #2
    It took me some time to get this one.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #3
      Yeah, it doesn't work if you just read the line in quotes. I wonder why I did that?
      If playground rules don't apply, this is anarchy! -Kelso

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      • #4
        exactly. Sadly, I have no jokes to contribute at the current stage.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          Azazel, well get your head working and make up a few!
          I'll start thinking of one and contribute right away and make your day even more miserable.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            I read your jokes in the other thread. I'd rather not repeat your mistakes.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #7
              yeah well.. I can't come up anything right now.. too tired..
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                Ok here I go:

                Saddam granted an interview from his secret bunker to bunch of journalists.

                Their first question was that how can they tell it's really Saddam, and not just one of his doubles. Saddam looked at them with disbelief and had two of his soldier shot.
                'Now you believe me?' Saddam asked the journalists.
                Before anyone could answer Saddam had 10 of his soldiers shot 'double can't do this, I'm real Saddam, you must believe me now'.

                ... well the joke is not finished yet, but I think that's a good start. Though I'm off to bed now, but if someone makes a good ending to this, be my guest.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  what time does saddam have his tea - the same time as tariq 'as 'is...

                  i'll get my coat
                  Last edited by C0ckney; April 10, 2003, 05:22.
                  "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                  "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                  • #10
                    dgdgdgdgdgdgdgd dgu-DUSH!
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #11
                      C0ckney - classic British humour
                      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                      • #12
                        what do saddam and little miss muffet have in common?


                        they both have kurds in their way.

                        (it's better said, i swear)
                        "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                        - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                        • #13
                          Iraq's Information Minister in his bunker on the telephone to the emergency center at the local hospital:

                          "This is urgent! I have accidently shot Saddam and I think he is dead. What should I do??

                          Receptionist: Well, first we need to make sure he is dead...

                          *Five shots ring out*

                          Information Minister: OK, I am sure he is dead. Now what do I do?

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                          • #14
                            What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Tiger Woods?

                            Tiger Woods can blast his way out of a bunker

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                            • #15
                              New names for Saddam Hussein:

                              Saddam Who's Slain
                              Sodomised Hussein
                              Saddam Insane
                              Madman Hussein

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