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I just noticed this the other day:
Saddam Hussein looks EXACTLY like Super Mario! Just look at a picture of him sometime, mentally replace the beret with a little red hat, and instantly and involuntarily you will hear a familiar tune: "Doot, Doot-doot, dootdootdootdoot, dootdootdootdootdootdoot, doot, dootdootdoot!"
Why? They both run from castle to castle via underground pipes, spend all their time dodging attacks, and stomp on things that get in their way, but the similarity ends there. Is it just a wierd coincidence? Should we be deploying spiky fire-breathing turtles to the Middle East? Anybody else have any idea?
I really wish I hadn't figured it out now, because every time I see his picture on the news, with a grim voice in the background talking about tortured POWs or something, I'll feel an insane urge to giggle like a schoolgirl. And now you know it too. Ha.
Oog.
Saddam Hussein looks EXACTLY like Super Mario! Just look at a picture of him sometime, mentally replace the beret with a little red hat, and instantly and involuntarily you will hear a familiar tune: "Doot, Doot-doot, dootdootdootdoot, dootdootdootdootdootdoot, doot, dootdootdoot!"
Why? They both run from castle to castle via underground pipes, spend all their time dodging attacks, and stomp on things that get in their way, but the similarity ends there. Is it just a wierd coincidence? Should we be deploying spiky fire-breathing turtles to the Middle East? Anybody else have any idea?
I really wish I hadn't figured it out now, because every time I see his picture on the news, with a grim voice in the background talking about tortured POWs or something, I'll feel an insane urge to giggle like a schoolgirl. And now you know it too. Ha.
Oog.
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