The Monkey Advance

[Lorizael]

So I've noticed a disturbing trend in the media lately. There appears to be a great profusion of advertizements and commercials featuring monkeys.

Those banana-eating, dung-flinging little beasts of chaos seem to have become quite popular these days and this just isn't right. They are everwhere. Everyday it seems the monkey infection has spread a little further.

And this can't be good for society. To have society admire or idolize those barbarous animals can only lead to anarchy and upheaval.

Has anyone else noticed this peculiar phenomenon or have I just gone totally mad?

Remember, the Banana is Apolyton's fruit.

[red_jon]

Hee-hee-ha-hoo-hoo.

[Zopperoni]

They're here already:

[GePap]

Not monkeys; Apes.

[St Leo]

We are stardust.

[Lorizael]

And it spreads!

Well yes, we're stardust, but so are the monkeys! What an ignoble beast to come from such a poetic thing.

[GePap]

Not monkeys; Apes.

[St Leo]

Lorizael, what's your problem with our sibling primates? Were you sexually abused by chimps as a child or something?

[Lorizael]

No, just spreading the word.

Do you people like monkeys?

[DeathByTheSword]

why dont people like bunnies!

[GePap]

Originally posted by Lorizael
No, just spreading the word.

Do you people like monkeys?

Not monkeys; Apes.

[Lorizael]

Do you plan to ever expand upon that statement, GePap. Or are you just going to repeat it like a broken record. Or are you just going to repeat it like a broken record. Or are you...

[GePap]

I have seen no commercials lately with any monkeys. I have seen several with Chimps in them, and chimps are Apes, not monkeys.

[Elok]

Originally posted by GePap
I have seen no commercials lately with any monkeys. I have seen several with Chimps in them, and chimps are Apes, not monkeys.

We bow before your precision, I'm sure.
So we're ranting against the placement of lower primates of some sort in advertising. What do you have against gainful employment for CG animals, you bigot? Oh well, it's still better than another evolution argument(which is what I thought this was at first).

[Japher]

I am sure the rise in popularity of monkeys is either due to my sig.

hehehaha