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Ok I have an idea. How about you guys tell us what is the best thing that happened to you when you were absolutely wasted?
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Share some stories
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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NEVER, EVER CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE DRINKING!!!!!!!
If you are drinking beer, don't switch to hard liquor or wine. Shots are okay.
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My friends thought I got run over by a train.Originally posted by Pekka
Ok I have an idea. How about you guys tell us what is the best thing that happened to you when you were absolutely wasted?
Share some stories
When they found out I was ok, they started discussing how far the train would have carried my body and where the pieces would have landed.
Uh, it was funny at the time. But I was drunk!"Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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No no no.. to kill as many brain cells as possible, it's only good ot drink beer, wine and vodka together.Originally posted by Tuberski
NEVER, EVER CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE DRINKING!!!!!!!
If you are drinking beer, don't switch to hard liquor or wine. Shots are okay.
ACK!
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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That was the best thing that happened to you? :loLl:Originally posted by Stuie
My friends thought I got run over by a train.
When they found out I was ok, they started discussing how far the train would have carried my body and where the pieces would have landed.
Uh, it was funny at the time. But I was drunk!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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Maybe not. First thing that came to mind. I even wrote a very short story about it:
Best thing that ever happened when I was drunk was I passed out and woke up without a hangover."Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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Well that's better. Still nothing really very unheard of.. I can't think of anything good myself though. I remember when I turned 18, which is legal age to drink booze here, you're adult then, and the next day was suppsoed to be my first day in my new summer job. I stopped drinking at 5 in the mornign and my job started at 7.00 in thje morning. Needless to say I was drunk like a pig and eeeeeeeeeeveryone noticed. I didn't get fired, but man did my boss mention it few times..In da butt.
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Okay the best thing that happened to me was in the Phillipines, we were at a bar "Metallica", that had a tatto parlor in back. After several Tequila Sunrises and "Mojo"(that the waitress was trying to switch us to), I decide to get a tattoo. I went back and was told it was an hour wait, so back to the bar I went and drank some more. So much in fact, that, while an hour earlier I had drunk myself into getting a tattoo, I now had drunk myself OUT of getting a tattoo, for which I am grateful.Originally posted by Pekka
Ok I have an idea. How about you guys tell us what is the best thing that happened to you when you were absolutely wasted?
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Aren't they supposed to refuse tattooing if you're drunk? In order to stop people from getting drunk tattoos and then regretting it? I don't know about Philippines..
In da butt.
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I might get drunk sometime this weekend.
In the meantime, read this amusing chat transcript from a chat I was in the last time I got drunk.
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Hell, in PI, your lucky if they use clean needles.Originally posted by Pekka
Aren't they supposed to refuse tattooing if you're drunk? In order to stop people from getting drunk tattoos and then regretting it? I don't know about Philippines..
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ixany, I'll read it later, I raelly can't read long texts right now if you know what I mean
. Time to put some clothes on, getting cold.
In da butt.
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Originally posted by Pekka
ixany, I'll read it later, I raelly can't read long texts right now if you know what I mean. Time to put some clothes on, getting cold.
Your NAKED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Go get some damn clothes on then I'll talk to you.
Drunk=okay to talk to.
Drunk and naked=not okay to talk to.....unless female
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I'm not naked anymore. I sleep naked, so when I woake up to drink, I didnät bother putting any clothes on. But now I have t-shirt and boxers.In da butt.
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oh my sweet lord I'm getting drunk, I'm still waiting for your arrival Boshko
. Where are you man? I need someone else who is getting aboslutely smashed, but you guys need to hurry, I'm soon there
In da butt.
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