Million Dollar Idea

[Zero]

Maybe its just me... but This is sounding more and more like pimping business

[Zero]

Originally posted by Pekka
I did internet search, and I couldn't find this anywhere what we're hoping to sell .

I dunno... New York's got everything. I cant imagine Ny not having what you say you're going to provide... but good luck.

[Pekka]

CalcII, I honestly believe this is better than pimping.
Because it's perfectly legal, and has same kind of perversed draft to it. Not pimping, but getting hookers. It's nothing sexual though, but it has a strong draft.

[Urban Ranger]

Be careful though. If it's "shady," you will have a hard time pitching to the VC's.

[Pekka]

It's not shady at all..

[Zero]

Originally posted by Pekka
CalcII, I honestly believe this is better than pimping.
Because it's perfectly legal, and has same kind of perversed draft to it. Not pimping, but getting hookers. It's nothing sexual though, but it has a strong draft.

awww too bad. If it is sex related. New York defintely will have it. Probably just about any cities will too Im guessing.

Tell me when you're open so I can come and visit

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

Does this idea involve sending a lot of money out of Nigeria, into my bank account to avoid the Nigerian secret police? And in exchange, I get a 20% cut?

If not, I hope it works out.

[Pekka]

No no, it has nothing to do with sex. But it will be a joyride of your life, if you really let yourself go with the flow . I couldn't think of any better present to a guy who already has everything, and even to a guy who doesn't have everything.

[Pekka]

Six Thousand Year Old Man, not quite, though they promised lots of money in return!

It's about letting people to meet aliens, the sign waivers, so we can drug them up secretly, move them to our own staged set where they meet our aliens, or people dressed as aliens, and then they will do anal probe on our client. It will be painfull. Then we drug the client again and insert small metal inside his skin, so he thinks it's some kind of alien implant, as a souvenier.

... Well, that's not actually it . But hey, maybe some people would pay for that!

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

Originally posted by Pekka
It's about letting people to meet aliens, the sign waivers, so we can drug them up secretly, move them to our own staged set where they meet our aliens, or people dressed as aliens, and then they will do anal probe on our client. It will be painfull. Then we drug the client again and insert small metal inside his skin, so he thinks it's some kind of alien implant, as a souvenier.

... Well, that's not actually it . But hey, maybe some people would pay for that!

I'm glad it's not that, because it's already been done. And patented.

[Zero]

it will be a joyride of your life, people who have everything and people who dont have everything both want it, its a service... Everyone will love it, come back for it... I cant see how this is not sex. (or a really good **** that you snort, inject, smoke or consume, but thats a product so.. )

[Pekka]

I'm not sure if people would come back again for it, some would, most wouldn't. It's not the kind of thing to do many times. Some would, most wouldn't.. mystical!
It's kind of sex, it's kind of drug, but it has nothing to do with those things really.

[Pekka]

Ok, so maybe it wasn't realistic idea. I still it would have been hella cool, but... I think this went belly up. Too bad.
You want to hear the idea? I'm afraid you will laugh your butts off and think I'm really stupid.. promise not to laugh?

[Az]

I promiss.

[Zero]

im all ears