LTEC!'s relationship advise corner now open.

[LTEC!]

Yep. You read it. Spill your guts, although I don't promise a shoulder to cry on.


Disclaimer: Albert Speer, please abstain.

[Alexander's Horse]

Okay, Mrs Horse and I had a fight on the weekend. She told me on Monday when we made up that she loves me but I'm stupid.

What should I do?

[MRT144]

if you ask a girl "can i stick it in your pooper" and she says no, but you do it anyway and claim it slipped, is that grounds for divorce?

[Pekka]

Ok I need some advice with the ladies.

I seem to lack the abilities to maintain relationships. They usually end pretty quick. But they also end on my side too, I tend to end them pretty quickly too. I develop crashes very fast to women, but not any love. I think it's safe to say I haven't ever loved a woman. I fall for some qualitys I start hating next week. I just found them boring too soon. It's not their fault, it's in me. What is it with me? And no, I don't get with women every weekend, but when I do, this always happens.

And if she decides to dump me fast, it's not a problem, it's a relief, even if I feel like I liked her. I tend to push people away from me, even me friends. I don't like to talk about my personal stuff with ANYONE, or my feelings. This includes everyone. I used to talk to my dog, but she's no more and I can't get another pet so I don't know what I should do. Any advices, what's wrong with me?

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by MRT144
if you ask a girl "can i stick it in your pooper" and she says no, but you do it anyway and claim it slipped, is that grounds for divorce?

[LTEC!]

Hi Horsie,
just tell your wife you can't help yourself but you love her too. (boy do i know what she means.)

[LTEC!]

MRT.
you can't divorce a girl! you divorce a wife...

[MRT144]

i refer to all my wives as girls

[Alexander's Horse]

Mrs Horse won't go out socially with me anymore i.e. sans the damn brats. We haven't been out together socially for 8 years.

Any ideas?

[Lancer]

My relationship is great, pure wedded bliss. I'm so happy that I'm always smiling, my head in the clouds of fuzzy love type joy. My wife is the very best. We have total trust, we are as one.

What should I do?

[Skanky Burns]

Send them to boarding schools!

[MRT144]

and skanky uncovers my ultimate parenting plan

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Lancer
My relationship is great, pure wedded bliss. I'm so happy that I'm always smiling, my head in the clouds of fuzzy love type joy. My wife is the very best. We have total trust, we are as one.

What should I do?

Translation: Lancer has chained his wife to the wall. Should we call the cops?

[MRT144]

or hes getting some as he types

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Mrs Horse won't go out socially with me anymore i.e. sans the damn brats. We haven't been out together socially for 8 years.

Any ideas?

The kids are obviously her excuse to be seen with you.

"Well, he is their father."

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