Iraq fires CHEMICAL WEAPONS at US!!

[Jaguar]

If it's an April Fools joke, it's from Imran, not CNN. A network could take a severe beating for joking about something like this. However, we are insensitive ****s here on poly so we don't care.

Edit: damn you Imran, giving it away before I could call it.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Indeed we are Jaguar.

[MRT144]

uh oh, my alliegance to saddam has been exposed

[Imran Siddiqui]

You've been outed

Now we have you! Ashcroft's black guards will be at your door in five minutes.

[Zkribbler]

[Zkribbler gobbles down a two-quart can of lima beans as he prepares to launch his own gas attack on Imran. ]

[Imran Siddiqui]

Nothing could be worse than my father, so BRING IT ON!

[Zero]

Does he fart as he is walking down the stairs?

I mean I've seen people fart alot... but at leat every human being stops walking to fart. My dad farts so much that he doesnt even bother stopping.

[Alexander's Horse]

A marine probably just f*rted and took out his whole platoon before they could get masks on.

[The Mad Monk]

Are you implicating the bean and rice burrito MRE?

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Took you guys long enough .

I had some of you dragging a bit, though .

Only a ****ing ***** candy ass feather merchant asswipe would think that's an appropriate subject for a "joke."

If it does happen at some point, maybe you can give us color commentary on any film of the casualties.

[KrazyHorse]

What's the policy on AF jokes?

[MichaeltheGreat]

I don't know that there is one, unless it's a "make it up as we go along," or just the regular rules.

[Alexander's Horse]

Yeah, its hardly funny really Imran.

Fortunately you said it was CNN so nobody believed it. Only fools like you watch that crud channel.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

Slow day, Imran?

[Ming]

Originally posted by Frogger
What's the policy on AF jokes?

The staff usually plan something

and so do the posters. When it gets out of hand, we shut it down. Otherwise, if it's in good fun, and not taking over the whole forum... noone usually minds.