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  • Beastmaster Revealed !

    I was watching the television series Beastmaster Saturday night, well, Sunday morning/Late Saturday night.
    A few points came to mind.


    The Beastmaster has this tiger as a companion.
    The tiger couldn't go into this town with Beastmaster, because Civilization wasn't ready for that.

    Perhaps the tiger has a poor attitude. (Think about this.)


    Then, the Beastmaster was on the trail of evil-doers.
    He releases 2 identical ferrets, who will be able to find out what's going on much quicker than he would be able. ( ah-HA! )




    It all came clear to me, at that point.
    MarkG is the Beastmaster.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    I like the womans outfit in beastmaster
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    • #3
      I thought this was about Angel
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #4
        Beastmaster?
        If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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        • #5
          It sounds like a cheap knock-off of Knightmare.
          "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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          • #6
            /me takes a quick trip down memory lane

            Knightmare was ace.
            If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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            • #7
              Wasn't it just? The Dungeon Master looked like my old headmaster from primary school, making it an odd experience for me.
              "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

              Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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              • #8
                It's a TV series based upon a swords & sorcery movie from IIRC the 70s. It has the look of the Xena series.

                In the movie, bad guy Rip Torn murders the king & queen and has his witches transport the queen's unborn baby into the womb of a cow. The kid is later born with the power to telephathically communicate with animals. When he grows up, he battles the forces of evil with the help of his black tiger, a hawk and a couple of ferrets.

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                • #9
                  Marc Singer starred in the movie. (See? Another clue!)

                  I was watching the series, though.
                  Last edited by SlowwHand; March 31, 2003, 13:01.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SlowwHand
                    Marc Singer starred in the movie. (See? Another clue!)
                    Talking about Marc Singer, anyone remember "V" ?
                    What?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Beastmaster Revealed !

                      Originally posted by SlowwHand
                      I was watching the television series Beastmaster
                      I think that it's wonderful that you can admit that.
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                      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                      • #12
                        I wish they still showed Relic Hunter
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Nothing if not honest.
                          Try it, you'll like it.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            Are you trying to say that Beastmaster is symbolic of the war?... I don't think they are that smart to be so subtle, all coincidence... or is it?
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15
                              Hell, no that's not what I'm saying.
                              Assuming you are, in fact, asking that of me.

                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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