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  • #16
    DEATH TO THE HERETICS!!
    LONG LIVE THE RIGHT SPELLING!!
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    • #17
      You also see a problem may arise with your new spelling system when one wishes to say "can't". The person, upon receiving this word, may bash your brains in.

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      • #18
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        • #19
          Hell, why don't we just do away with q and x? No one sane uses them anyway.

          Mu tunguu! Ut hurts tu spuuk luku thus!
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          • #20
            I'd prefer hoo | vot | vehn | vear | vai | hau.
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            • #21
              This is utterly nutts. We all knohe dat der Spellingsysteme of the Teutonik-Masterraze ist der beste in der World.

              On the other hand, why are you trying to replace everything with u's? Uf wu ull tulkud luku thus, huw thu hull uru wu suppusud tu undurstund uuch uthur?
              Poor silly humans. A temporarily stable pattern of matter and energy stumbles upon self-cognizance for a moment, and suddenly it thinks the whole universe was created for its benefit. -- mbelleroff

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              • #22
                Suruly yuu dun't uxpuct us tu muku ducusuuns busud un pructuculuty, du yuu?

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                • #23
                  |3\/\/|-|4|-|4! 1337 $p34|< $|-|411 0\/\/|\| j00 411! after you translate that, of course.
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                  • #24
                    "cumpaign" sounds like a word off a bad porn movie cover.
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                    • #25
                      That should be 'cumpuugn'.

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                      • #26
                        Whut huve U sturtud...

                        Why should we fix English instead of start anew from an already logical language? Because, everyone already knows English. (I am exaggerating here, but more people know English than they know logical languages. )

                        Why turn all the vowels into U? Think. We can finally get rid of those annoying a's, e's, i's, and o's. That will save time teaching children how to read/write, it will save time reading and writing (after we get used to it,) and it will save keyboard manufacturers money because that's 4 less keys to pop in. (As for whut should happen to those blank spaces that are now there...well, they can just stay there. )

                        As for the Q and X comment, yes, that would be the next phase in the project after all vowels become U's. Q equals Kyu and X equals Eks. C can go down the drain too: C hard = K, and C soft = See.

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                        • #27
                          I´m for a more radical concept:

                          Originally posted by mrmitchell
                          Why turn all the vowels into U?
                          Why not turn everything into U?

                          Uuu uu uuuuuuuu uuuu uuuuuu uuu!

                          Blah

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                          • #28
                            uuuu uuu u uuuuu uuu uuuuu uu uuuuuuu!
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                            • #29
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                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #30
                                uuuu uuu.
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