Morocco the greatest ally America has

[Willem]

Originally posted by cyclotron7


That's what I would think. Besides, animal rights activists would have a collective cardiac episode if the US government were using animals, not to mention monkeys, to blow up landmines.

Maybe we could kill two birds with one stone if we asked them to act as human shields.

[Mr. President]

I just had a thought.



We could infect the monkeys with a disease and then release them to contaminate all of Iraq! Oh my God, it's so evil!

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by korn469
"If you put an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters, eventually one will bash out the white house's plan for international diplomacy"

It only takes one monkey, apparently.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by cyclotron7
...suicide monkeys...

great name for a band

[flash9286]

the monkeys are trained how to disarm the mines, not just run into them

[Sandman]

Monkeys, seals, dolphins. Clearly the entire animal kingdom is behind the coalition effort.

[St Leo]

The Vultures and the Hyenas have issued a statement pledging their allegiance to the US cause in exchange for a few billion greenbacks.

[flash9286]

the whole animal kingdom hasnt joined, france is still witholding support.

[Menlas]

Originally posted by Frogger


It only takes one monkey, apparently.

[Dom Pedro II]

I wonder how Bush feels putting family in harms way...

[Lonestar]

Only a true friend would send 2,000 helper monkeys *sniff*

[Bosh]

go mojo go!

[Case]

Originally posted by flash9286
the monkeys are trained how to disarm the mines, not just run into them

Where's the fun in that?

[C0ckney]

hmmm, how could you train monkeys to disarm mines, from what i've heard it's a bit tricky.

[Cyclotron]

Originally posted by Sandman
Monkeys, seals, dolphins. Clearly the entire animal kingdom is behind the coalition effort.

I hear we're still working on the plants and Fungi.