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What kind of Seated-General are You?
If you air most of your penetrating observations of the war and its situations while relaxing in your favourite sofa/sitee or armchair and watching the telly with a superiour smirk on your face- occasionaly nodding in sagely agreement with those studio-Generals whose jibs you like the cut of- but mostly tutting, jeering or rolling your eyes at the ineptitude of military leaders who could have made their lives alot more easier by simply coming and asking you to design the war in the first place-
then choose A, you are an Armchair General.
If on the other hand you avail the world of your irresistable arguments via the many websites packed with unique geniuses just like yourself (although in most cases of inferior military wit obviously) who like to get together with their avatars of tanks and missiles, national flags and maniacs weilding edged-weapons to use words like 'Strategic', 'Tactical', 'Decisive', 'Military', 'Force' and 'Doctrine' alot before stopping for a bit so you can play games like Civ3 and Flashpoint 1985 because you really do find war and warfare delightful and fun as a kind of contact-sport *pay lip-service to the seriousness of war and how real people are suffering yadda yadda yadda*
then, my son, then- you are a Swively-Chair General. Choose B.
If however you're bored of the war already, and spend more and more time desperately trying to convince anyone who will listen to talk about something else instead, (and no longer watch the news except in short bursts just to make sure nobodies popped a nuke yet) and has so far not managed to use the word 'Fadyeen' even once, and still spend most of your sitting-at-computer time working (because otherwise The Man will get angry and beat you and make you live in the shop-doorway again) or at home watching porn like a normal person, instead of looking at all the internet news-sights you can find like some kind of sick-sad warvert with no woman-skills,
then choose C, you're no kind of General at all, and completely useless to the war effort, in fact what are you DOING in this thread ya damn Peacenik! Get Oudda Heeeeere!!!
then choose A, you are an Armchair General.
If on the other hand you avail the world of your irresistable arguments via the many websites packed with unique geniuses just like yourself (although in most cases of inferior military wit obviously) who like to get together with their avatars of tanks and missiles, national flags and maniacs weilding edged-weapons to use words like 'Strategic', 'Tactical', 'Decisive', 'Military', 'Force' and 'Doctrine' alot before stopping for a bit so you can play games like Civ3 and Flashpoint 1985 because you really do find war and warfare delightful and fun as a kind of contact-sport *pay lip-service to the seriousness of war and how real people are suffering yadda yadda yadda*
then, my son, then- you are a Swively-Chair General. Choose B.
If however you're bored of the war already, and spend more and more time desperately trying to convince anyone who will listen to talk about something else instead, (and no longer watch the news except in short bursts just to make sure nobodies popped a nuke yet) and has so far not managed to use the word 'Fadyeen' even once, and still spend most of your sitting-at-computer time working (because otherwise The Man will get angry and beat you and make you live in the shop-doorway again) or at home watching porn like a normal person, instead of looking at all the internet news-sights you can find like some kind of sick-sad warvert with no woman-skills,
then choose C, you're no kind of General at all, and completely useless to the war effort, in fact what are you DOING in this thread ya damn Peacenik! Get Oudda Heeeeere!!!
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