Wife chops off fingers to stop TV 'war addict' husband

[Alexander's Horse]

Probably only for a few days a month. She'll probably have no fingers by Christmas unless they wrap up the war quickly.

[Dis]

wouldn't it have been more effective to chop his nuts off?

[TheBirdMan]

Well, nothing is as bad as it is not good for anything: Chopping off fingers is the best way to cure butter-fingers.

[Pekka]

He can thank his luck for not being sex addict.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Dissident
wouldn't it have been more effective to chop his nuts off?

Cultural difference. Since the ancient times a number of the emperor's ministers attempted to get him to listen to some advice by killing themselves.

[MikeH]

Isn't that a more Japanese thing?

[Lincoln]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


Cultural difference. Since the ancient times a number of the emperor's ministers attempted to get him to listen to some advice by killing themselves.

I wonder how that would work?:

Minister: I am so frustrated at my emperor not listening to reason that I am going to kill myself *ahhhhh...*

Emperor: And he was such a good minister. I think I will invite him in to listen to his advice now -- oh wait he's dead.

[Dis]

sometimes I wonder if I'm watching too much coverage.

The problem is the crappy U.S. networks have terrible coverage during the day time. They have all these stupid talking heads. I don't want to hear the opinion of some sorry advisor. Even the retired military guys are useless. They are telling me stuff I already know.

I want live coverage from the battlefield

The only time they seem to do that is late at night (afternoon Iraq time). I was up till 4 in the morning last night watching coverage.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


Cultural difference. Since the ancient times a number of the emperor's ministers attempted to get him to listen to some advice by killing themselves.

U arent too far off... Women are inferiot to men. No matter how mcuh thw wife begged, Im guessing the men asserted his dominance over her by refusing to listen to her. So Im guessing she cut off her finger to show just how much she wanted him to turn it off..

It would be so great if it worked in here. I'd need thousand fingers just so that I can have it my way.


EDIT: I cant spiel I am sofa king we todd it..... Yeah!

[Tiamat]

She should have just smashed the remote......better yet a baseball bet to the tele I have found is always effective.

[alva]

Ahh Tiamat, where's your sense of drama....

[Dis]

the obvious solution is to change it to a porno channel.

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by alva
Ahh Tiamat, where's your sense of drama....

Honey........if you don't consider a baseball bat through the screen of the tele drama Then I guess I need to check my drama queen's license