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    CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

    Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.


    "On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."


    Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.


    He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.


    "They razzed me for three months to no end," said Prime. "They really dug into me about it."


    "I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard."


    Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.


    "My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid," he said.
    Stop Quoting Ben

  • #2
    Wow....this is....interesting.....I want to be called G.I. Joe.....no..........HE-Man!!!

    Spec.
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    • #3
      Me Grimlock!
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #4
        Anybody else reading the new Dreamwave work? So far it seems equal to Simon Furman's run on the property.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          Those Iraqis better watch out when our soldiers start changing into self-firing trucks .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DinoDoc
            Anybody else reading the new Dreamwave work? So far it seems equal to Simon Furman's run on the property.
            Doesn't he have some role in the production himself?

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            • #7
              Imran
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #8
                can I be skeletor? I always thought he was the coolest bad guy.

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                • #9
                  I was always partial to Optimus Prime's second-in-command, Prowl. But then Prowl was gunned down by the Decepticons during their ambush on that starship in the movie.

                  Sigh.

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                  "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gibsie
                    Doesn't he have some role in the production himself?
                    I think that he's working on a few of the titles. Do you know where I would be able to pick up any collections of his UK run?
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • #11
                      Hmm, well your best bet would be to buy those being sold at Amazon. I'm sure you've already tried that though... it seems most of the really good UK-only collections have only been released in the UK at the moment, so maybe you could order from the UK version of the site?

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                      • #12
                        When I grow up I want to be Optimus Prime too.
                        If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                        • #13
                          The Pentagon general certainly has a sense of humor
                          If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                          • #14
                            ROLLLLL OUT!!!!
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DinoDoc
                              Me Grimlock!
                              I am not surprised
                              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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