apology to british apolytoners

[Demerzel]

Well we mocked ourselves and silly accents. Now we're mocking our TV and playing how far can we go?

Is Pat that ancient old cow who's more masculine than most men? If people are chasing after her then the soap is even more ridiculous than I thought and much eviler

[Paul Hanson]

The woman must have a great deal of inner beauty. You know, the sort of thing that all men living in the rough East End of London are attracted to.

[The Mad Monk]

Is now a good time to mention that I've seen the first three years -- and only the first three years?

[TheStinger]

spending your day being chirpy, and talking about how great it was in the blitz rots your brain, therefore Pat becaomes attractive

[TheStinger]

Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Is now a good time to mention that I've seen the first three years -- and only the first three years?

My god old eastenders. Dirty Den, Pete the barrow boy Arfur and random members of britains ethnic minorities

[The Mad Monk]

Well, it was ten years ago.

[MikeH]

Originally posted by Big Crunch


No matter how bad things are, Pat???

Those could have been Roy's last words.

[TheStinger]

He did need viagra to overcome the obvious difficulties you would have

[MikeH]

I'd forgotten that, you are right though he did.

Pat also used to be on the game apparently. Surely she can't have made much money out of that.

[Demerzel]

Originally posted by MikeH
I'd forgotten that, you are right though he did.

Pat also used to be on the game apparently. Surely she can't have made much money out of that.

Maybe she'd jump some poor drunken sod and not leave him alone until he'd give her money to leave. Imagine one of her hanging off your arm...

[MikeH]

And if you were drunk enough to see double, imagine two of her hanging off your arm.

[TheStinger]

If you threw Diedre form corronation street in aswell i'd be up for it

[CerberusIV]

Stinger - you should lay offf the illegal imported vodka, it has methanol in it and makes you go blind.

[Demerzel]

Originally posted by MikeH
And if you were drunk enough to see double, imagine two of her hanging off your arm.

and if your friends were drunk too, they'd see four of her hanging off your arm! i suspect they'd rapidly become ex-friends knowing your taste was that bad.

[MikeH]

Originally posted by TheStinger
If you threw Diedre form corronation street in aswell i'd be up for it

I'm southern therefore I've never seen Coronation Street.