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  • #91
    Well we mocked ourselves and silly accents. Now we're mocking our TV and playing how far can we go?

    Is Pat that ancient old cow who's more masculine than most men? If people are chasing after her then the soap is even more ridiculous than I thought and much eviler

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    • #92
      The woman must have a great deal of inner beauty. You know, the sort of thing that all men living in the rough East End of London are attracted to.
      "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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      • #93
        Is now a good time to mention that I've seen the first three years -- and only the first three years?
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #94
          spending your day being chirpy, and talking about how great it was in the blitz rots your brain, therefore Pat becaomes attractive
          Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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          • #95
            Originally posted by The Mad Monk
            Is now a good time to mention that I've seen the first three years -- and only the first three years?
            My god old eastenders. Dirty Den, Pete the barrow boy Arfur and random members of britains ethnic minorities
            Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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            • #96
              Well, it was ten years ago.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Big Crunch


                No matter how bad things are, Pat???
                Those could have been Roy's last words.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • #98
                  He did need viagra to overcome the obvious difficulties you would have
                  Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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                  • #99
                    I'd forgotten that, you are right though he did.

                    Pat also used to be on the game apparently. Surely she can't have made much money out of that.
                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                    We've got both kinds

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                    • Originally posted by MikeH
                      I'd forgotten that, you are right though he did.

                      Pat also used to be on the game apparently. Surely she can't have made much money out of that.
                      Maybe she'd jump some poor drunken sod and not leave him alone until he'd give her money to leave. Imagine one of her hanging off your arm...

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                      • And if you were drunk enough to see double, imagine two of her hanging off your arm.
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • If you threw Diedre form corronation street in aswell i'd be up for it
                          Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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                          • Stinger - you should lay offf the illegal imported vodka, it has methanol in it and makes you go blind.
                            Never give an AI an even break.

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                            • Originally posted by MikeH
                              And if you were drunk enough to see double, imagine two of her hanging off your arm.
                              and if your friends were drunk too, they'd see four of her hanging off your arm! i suspect they'd rapidly become ex-friends knowing your taste was that bad.

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                              • Originally posted by TheStinger
                                If you threw Diedre form corronation street in aswell i'd be up for it
                                I'm southern therefore I've never seen Coronation Street.
                                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                                We've got both kinds

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