apology to british apolytoners

[Demerzel]

To being a talentless actor who doesn't want to work on such an appalingly bad TV programme any more?

had a gf who watched eastenders religiously. had to be very careful what I said about it then or my guts were for garters.

[Tolls]

"He'd need some KY."

Well...there goes my lunch!

[MikeH]

Sorry.

[Immortal Wombat]

[Dauphin]

Think lubrication, Phil Mitchell and his mum

[TheStinger]

Originally posted by Big Crunch
Think lubrication, Phil Mitchell and his mum

He could double up with his bruvver

[MikeH]

Put the two of them with their heads together and it'd remind Babs of her carry on days.

[Demerzel]

Originally posted by Big Crunch
Think lubrication, Phil Mitchell and his mum

Eastenders alone is enough to make me retch, let alone some baldy giving his ancient mother some howsyerfather

[Immortal Wombat]

ah. That KY

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Demerzel


Eastenders alone is enough to make me retch, let alone some baldy giving his ancient mother some howsyerfather

If it makes you feel better replace Peggy with Pat in the mental image.

[Tolls]

Grim, grim, grim, grim, GRIM!

[Dauphin]

Its one of the great mysteries of this world why Roy and Frank were fighting over the gorilla lookalike competition winner - Pat.

[MikeH]

Yeah, because fat balding middle aged guys like that are normally fighting off the young beautiful women.

The real question is how Barry ended up with Natalie.

[TheStinger]

You gotta admire the direction this thread has taken

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by MikeH
Yeah, because fat balding middle aged guys like that are normally fighting off the young beautiful women.

No matter how bad things are, Pat???