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  • I just my gasmask today. Yuck.

    The homefront command ordered masks to be opened and measured, while keeping the filters sealed. From now on, we must take the masks with us, wherever we go.

    My gas mask also has a special ventillator since I'm asthmatic.

    The mask has a funny rubbery smell and isn't that nice. I think it might be too small on me, since the last time I was measured for size was many years ago.

    It's a bit tight and sits awkwardly. But it does seal my face quite well (when I cover the inhaling valvue I can't breathe, and the mask changes shape) so I think i'll stick to it.

  • #2
    They did?!!!

    ****, need to watch the TV more often.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #3
      ..."Are you allergic to shellfish"?

      Man, I remember those damn masks at boot camp...
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #4
        Try to wear it while jogging - aarrgghh!
        So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
        Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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        • #5
          The title should of course include the word "measured"

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          • #6
            Why do you let the military order you around?
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            • #7
              Gee, thanks Olaf

              try and wear it while kissing.

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              • #8
                It's not compulsory, David.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #9
                  Siro used the phrase "ordered", thus my assumption.
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                  • #10
                    I have really good gasmask which I.. confiscated .
                    In da butt.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by David Floyd
                      Why do you let the military order you around?
                      David, if there was a gas attack and you were ordered to put on your free mask would you refuse to wear it to demonstrate they can't order you around?
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #12
                        I think that Big Crunch has grasped the nature of that "order" fully.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Olaf HÃ¥rfagre
                          Try to wear it while jogging - aarrgghh!
                          That sounds like someone who's been in the Armed Services!
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #14
                            hehehe

                            good old "i'd rather die than accept a higher authority" david

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Lonestar


                              That sounds like someone who's been in the Armed Services!
                              Correct. Today, only about 1/3 of the young men in Sweden have to go. In my youth it was more like 90%. You would get jail for refusing.

                              I was guarding a radar facility against spetznaz saboteurs.
                              So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                              Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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