GULF WAR III: where?

[Sandman]

Iran probably.

[Dis]

Iran or Saudi Arabia.

But neither is likely to happen unless we undergo another serious terrorist attack.

[Japher]

Yeah, Texas... Lead by it's new president Jeb Bush, and the founding mothers; The Dixie Chicks...

They will take over Mexico, realize that was a mistake, hike up the gas prices on California, who will, in turn, declare themselves independent of the US under some liberal, commie (most likely a Gray Davis clone) and attack Texas-Mexico. Since most Mexicans live in California, California will undoubtedly win, thanks to all our robots.

Yup, I can see it, clear as day...

[St Leo]

Uh, Dixie Chicks are not very popular in Texas right now.

[Dis]

they should have known better. Most female country stars careers don't last that long. And they are pushing it already...