Who Wants to Bet on Mao's Future?

[Mao]

As you may know or even care, I've applied to thirteen schools. I most recently came here for help in my college essay, which I think if great because of finbar, among other posters. Now, the time of judgement comes. I'll list the thirteen colleges I applied to, and you guys bet which ones'll accept me and which won't.

Boston University
Bowdoin College
Harvard College
Brown University
Swarthmore
American U
NYU
Columbia
Tufts
UMass Amherst
Georgetown
Northeastern
Princeton

What do you all think?

[Ted Striker]

How would we know?

Are you a screwup or an honor student?

Extra curricular activities?

Atheletics?

[Jon Shafer]

Just say none.

[Urban Ranger]

Isn't Brown, eh, a woman-only college?

[Ted Striker]

In that case go to Brown.

[Urban Ranger]

I think Alie said something against (recently) all-women schools.

[Ted Striker]

Alie?

[Urban Ranger]

She whose handle I cannot spell.

[Ted Striker]

Oh, the hot asian chick?

[Urban Ranger]

Asian, yes. Chinese IIRC. Hot, unknown. Chick, she may resent being called a chick.

[Mao]

OK, let's go through my stuff then:

1420 SAT Is
800 World History SAT II
700 US History SAT II
730 Math IC
710 (?) Writing, maybe 700
4.04 GPA
All lines fill in transcript for extra-curriculars.

[Urban Ranger]

SAT I kinda weak. Any ACT stuff?

[Ted Striker]

Ya your SAT is good but might be tough for places like Harvard where everyone will probably have perfect scores unless they have political connections.

I'd say chances are good for everything cept Princeton and Harvard.

Go to Georgetown.

[Mao]

I wouldn't mind that really. My top choices are Georgetown and Brown.

[Ted Striker]

Anything specific you want to study?