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Post some of the wierd crazy stuff you find on the net HERE:
Yes, this is an old document but still, so much funny stuff:
They start with the "obvious":
and then keep riding around la-la land on a big pink unicorn:
Some intriguing "thoughts". not this was written before 9-11:
God fixed Y2K. or something:
blaming slavery on the Jews and the muslims. we pure christians would NEVER do that.
these are the highlights, more or less. There is also Chevron cooperating with the commies, "the Cabbalistic system of Karl Marx", but that's nothing.
So, please post some of these if you find them around the web. things you like and find tremendously funny.
Yes, this is an old document but still, so much funny stuff:
They start with the "obvious":
For the last 19 centuries the Devil has been working on his program for a World Government, to take control of this planet. We know this when we read the Bible (2 Thessalonians 2:1-7) and I have also read this in the written material published by Satanists, witches, freemasons and from Illuminati documents (Some of this written material has been given to me from people coming out of the occult and some from research done by other Christian writers).
Bush publicly stated that he and a number of other dignitaries would celebrate New Year 2000 at the great pyramid in Egypt. This should not come as a surprise, since Bush is a member of the secret society of "Skull and Bones."
Afghanistan
A communist led coalition seized power in 1973. Civil war began, and when the Communists were about to be wiped out, Soviet troops invaded the country and fought a savaged war against a coalition of rebels, financed and armed by the CIA, training provided by the Pakistani Army and the Israeli Mossad. The Soviets took terrible losses, and began a withdrawal in May 1988, which was completed in February 1989. Eventually the Communist regime was defeated, a terrible blood bath took place as the Talibans took power. Currently the World Government is using Afghanistan as a training base for international terrorists.
A communist led coalition seized power in 1973. Civil war began, and when the Communists were about to be wiped out, Soviet troops invaded the country and fought a savaged war against a coalition of rebels, financed and armed by the CIA, training provided by the Pakistani Army and the Israeli Mossad. The Soviets took terrible losses, and began a withdrawal in May 1988, which was completed in February 1989. Eventually the Communist regime was defeated, a terrible blood bath took place as the Talibans took power. Currently the World Government is using Afghanistan as a training base for international terrorists.
The World Government people had once again failed to subdue the earth and take control. It was at this point that the World Government leaders began to put their hope on a possible melt down in year 2000, due to the problems with the two digit limit on the old computers. Since the old programs only carried two digits, they would be unable to accept the four digit "2000," and instead would revert back to 00, which the computer would read as 1900.
When I prayed about the situation, I received a message from the Lord that there was danger ahead, and that preparations must be made. The public must be warned and prayer and fasting begun, and that God would intervene and help us out. I believe that due to the massive exposure that was made by a segment of the Christians, people in leadership were forced to start addressing the problem and fix their computer systems. Around $500 billion was spent around the world to correct the problem. But what tipped the scale against the World Government was God himself. Once again, the Devil and his followers were dealt a severe blow and their plans for taking over the world in year 2000 did not happen. For this we should greatly be praising the Lord.
But at the same time, a ruthless coalition between European Jewish bankers and merchants with Muslim Arab traders, started to hunt and capture men and women in Africa who were then chained and brought in slave ships to North and South America, where they were sold to the highest bidder, just like cattle. Thousands upon thousands died on the ships, others succumbed to the horrible working conditions they were exposed to as slaves.
So, please post some of these if you find them around the web. things you like and find tremendously funny.
@ JohnT.
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