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Here are two links that made me laugh my arse off:
And:
Have fun...
Asmodean
And:
Have fun...
Asmodean
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark -
Or how about this one:
This one is not funny as much as it is just sweet
AsmodeanLast edited by Asmodean; March 13, 2003, 18:03.Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark -
first one's a classic
"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
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Humour?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Well, PH...apparently there's UK English and US English. I chose the latter, because the NG where I found is an American NG.
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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All three situations are very familiar! 
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
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Okay..I found this one:
Three men WERE sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping
sound. Then one of the men pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The
others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
Then one of the other two fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he
finished he explained," That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my
hand."
The third man felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his bum. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. Then he
finally said-------
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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So which is 'real'
english then,
humor or humour ?Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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I am English, I say humour, therefore I am right
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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humor, PH is always wrongComment
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It's humour, armour, valour, honour, etc.Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.comComment
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What do you know you cheeky sodOriginally posted by ColdWizard
humor, PH is always wrong
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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It's color, organization, meter, et cetera
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But why would you want to reduce the number of vowels in a word? Vowels are very much the Dutch way, after all.
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and much more powerfull figures on the scrabbleboard...
[E.I.]Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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