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  • #16
    /me doesnt like monkey....bunnies are much better
    Bunnies!
    Welcome to the DBTSverse!
    God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
    'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us

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    • #17
      /me teleports 50,000 bunnies from DBTSverse to the coffee shop
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      • #18
        *Starchild slips in between the cracks in spacetime, grabs a Lychee Martini, and leaves a 2050 Clinton Dollar coin as payment. Smiles at the sutble unraveling of reality that will result from this action, rendering the very means of payment non-existant. Starchild slips back through a small, unused door set at a right angle to the curvature of the universe.*
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
        -Richard Dawkins

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        • #19
          Tuome on apina
          Ite oot!1!11

          Oh, and for those who can't speak Finnish:
          Tuome on apina = Tuome is a monkey
          Tuome on viisas = Tuome is a moron

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          • #20
            at Toume's translation of viisas


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            • #21
              YES my evil plan worked.

              now that my army of bunnies has been teleported here (i misplaced the only portal between this universe and DBTSvers) I can start conquering the world

              Go and roam free my bunnies
              go forth and release the bunnies of WAR

              p.s dont anyone try to hurt one of my bunnies...they are very dear to me...
              Bunnies!
              Welcome to the DBTSverse!
              God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
              'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us

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              • #22
                you'll give me Finland after your conquest is successful right?
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                • #23
                  /me will give finland to CW after his horde of bunnies gnawed a certain someone in a certain basement who is minus one certain The- To death!
                  Bunnies!
                  Welcome to the DBTSverse!
                  God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
                  'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us

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                  • #24
                    no way, i want to keep that indivudual for incessant teasing
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                    • #25
                      ok but then i want all his pr0n from a certain blue haired girl
                      Bunnies!
                      Welcome to the DBTSverse!
                      God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
                      'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us

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                      • #26
                        fine, copies will be sent once i have full control of The Basement and the surrounding country
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                        • #27
                          Does every post in this thread have to have a smiley after it?
                          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                          • #28
                            No.

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                            • #29
                              Yes!
                              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                              • #30
                                /me fires the quality control supervisor for this thread.
                                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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