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    I want it. I neeeeed it to live. It's so ****ing cool. It's a top of the line phone AND a handheld console AND a mp3 player AND a radio AND a multimedia messanger. I'm drooling just look at it. It's the phone version of sex.



    Features
    High performance mobile 3D gaming
    Gaming-optimized design and functionality
    Bluetooth
    Digital music player and recorder
    Stereo FM radio
    Nokia Audio Manager PC software
    New design concept, new UI experience
    Multimedia messaging
    Full email support (IMAP4, POP3, SMTP, MIME2)
    Content with XHTML browser
    Tri-band EGSM 900/GSM1800/GSM 1900
    Series 60 UI enabling application multitasking
    Bluetooth
    Slave USB 1.1. for digital music download from PC
    MP3, AAC, Midi, WAV ringing tones
    WAP over GPRS

    Design
    - Exciting games oriented design:
    - Ergonomic game controls for two-hand use (keys divided on both sides
    of the screen)
    - Five-way directional controller (works eight ways in games)
    - High fidelity stereo headset for music player, FM stereo radio, and voice
    calls (mono)
    - Internal antenna
    - Built-in vibrator
    - IHF speaker for calls, game sounds, music
    - Stereo line in for audio recording (analog)
    - Slave USB 1.1. for digital music download from PC

    Interactive Games
    - Catalogue of branded AAA quality games available at sales start
    - Single player games, local multiplayer Bluetooth games
    - Games available on game cards (MMC)
    - 3.4 MB user memory on device flash

    Display and User Interface
    - Illuminated high-contrast, full-graphics color display (size 176 x 208 pixels)
    - Series 60 graphical user interface enabling application multitasking with
    five-way navigation
    - Separate application key, music and radio short cut keys, highlighted game
    keys

    Digital Music Player
    - Digital music player for AAC and MP3 files
    - Stereo line in for audio recording (analog)
    - Slave USB 1.1. for digital music download from PC
    - High fidelity stereo headset for music player, FM stereo radio, and voice calls
    (mono)
    - Integrated recorder (AAC) from analog stereo line connector and FM radio
    - Music file download from compatible PC over USB cable
    - 64 MB memory card for music
    - Handsfree speaker for music listening
    - Short cut button to start the Music Player

    Enhanced Messaging
    - Email protocols (IMAP4, POP3, SMTP, MIME2)
    - Multimedia messaging (send, reply, forward, play audio, stop audio, insert
    multimedia content) enabling easy and more colorful messaging with
    compatible devices
    - Enhanced SMS support including: Multiple SMS sending, SMS concatenation,
    templates, smileys, and picture messages

    * Messaging features are dependent on the network as well as on the compatibility of devices used and content formats supported.

    Stereo FM Radio
    - News and music available from favorite radio channels
    - Automatic next/previous channel seek
    - 20 radio channel memory-Integrated recorder (AAC)
    - Handsfree speaker for radio
    - Short cut button to start the radio

    Wireless Connectivity
    - Data support HSCSD, GPRS Multislot Class 6 (2+2, 3+1, class B)
    - Bluetooth
    - Wireless phone-to-phone or phone-to-PC connectivity
    - Send/receive pictures, graphics, and business cards
    - Play games
    - SyncML

    Nokia Audio Manager PC Software
    - Requires Windows 98, Windows ME, or Windows 2000 professional,
    Windows XP, USB port (for detailed requirements see User's Guide
    provided in the sales package).
    -Create AAC music files from CD
    -Playlists to organize music files in PC

    High Speed Data
    - HSCSD up to 43.2 kilobits
    - GPRS up to 40.2 kilobits (Class B, 3+1, 2+2)

    Java Technology
    - Supports the standard Java 2 Micro Edition (J2MEâ„¢)

    Memory
    - 3.4 MB internal + external memory cards (32, 64 and 128 Mb available
    separately).
    - 64 MB memory -card (MMC) provided in the sales package.
    - Shared memory for images, contact data, calendar, messages, and
    add-on applications

    Operating System
    - Symbian OS with Java 2 Micro Edition (J2MEâ„¢) support

    Personal Information Management
    - Calendar
    - To-Do list
    - Contacts/Address book
    - Pinboard

    Polyphonic Ringing Tones
    - Mono ringing tone composer
    - MP3, AAC, Midi, WAV ringing tones

    Triple Band Operation
    - GSM 900/1800/1900; automatic switching between bands

    Voice Features
    - Voice dialing; memory for 20 names and numbers
    - Voice recorder
    - Integrated handsfree speaker

    WAP
    - XHTML over GSM data, HSCSD, and GPRS.
    - Access current WAP services with the XHTML browser

    Some features are network dependent. Please check the availability of WAP services with your network operator and/or WAP service provider.

    Content with XHTML Browser
    - XHTML with iMode extension
    - Over-the-air download of new Javaâ„¢-based games/game levels
    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
    -Richard Dawkins

  • #2
    I would be happy to bless those lovely Finnish ladies!

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    • #3
      I can't believe people are talking about, of all things, The War when the clear and pressing need of the West is to devout it's socio-economic power and influence into getting me a N-Gage! Quite obviously my ownership of this glorious, perfect, beautiful, magnificient, splendid, holy, shining, heavenly, and divine device will solve all the problems faced in the clash of civilisations.
      Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
      -Richard Dawkins

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      • #4
        Phone bill?
        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
        And notifying the next of kin
        Once again...

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        • #5
          I have a nasty feeling that it'll be a jack-of-all-trades, adequate at many tasks and good at none of them.
          "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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          • #6
            Of course, by the time Starchild will have one of those, every man, woman and child in Finland will already have had a newer model... for 5 years.
            "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
            "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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            • #7
              The problem with it though is it's size.
              Either it is too big to hold (and carry in your pocket and such) or it is too small, and you won't be able to press the keys properly.
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • #8
                And how much does one of those cost?

                Damn, how has the mobile phone craze become a form of penis envy, I mean, for christ's sake IT'S A PHONE!
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  Features
                  High performance mobile 3D gaming
                  Gaming-optimized design and functionality
                  Bluetooth
                  Digital music player and recorder
                  Stereo FM radio
                  Nokia Audio Manager PC software
                  New design concept, new UI experience
                  Multimedia messaging
                  Full email support (IMAP4, POP3, SMTP, MIME2)
                  Content with XHTML browser
                  Tri-band EGSM 900/GSM1800/GSM 1900
                  Series 60 UI enabling application multitasking
                  Bluetooth
                  Slave USB 1.1. for digital music download from PC
                  MP3, AAC, Midi, WAV ringing tones
                  WAP over GPRS
                  Yes, but can I make a call with it?

                  I don't have a cellular myself... I guess I'm just odd. And anti-social. And I don't like talking to people over a phone. Or, well, talking to people at all.
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                  • #10
                    That's nice but I want a phone with a builtin digital camera. I'll upgrade when a decent handset comes out.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #11
                      There already are phones with builtin digital cameras?
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                      • #12
                        USB 1.1? What kind of garbage is this?
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                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #13
                          Re: God bless the Finns : me wantee!

                          Originally posted by Starchild
                          - Built-in vibrator
                          You're right. It is the phone version of sex.
                          "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                          • #14
                            Re: God bless the Finns : me wantee!

                            Originally posted by Starchild
                            Features
                            High performance mobile 3D gaming
                            Gaming-optimized design and functionality
                            Bluetooth
                            Digital music player and recorder
                            Stereo FM radio
                            Nokia Audio Manager PC software
                            New design concept, new UI experience
                            Multimedia messaging
                            Full email support (IMAP4, POP3, SMTP, MIME2)
                            Content with XHTML browser
                            Tri-band EGSM 900/GSM1800/GSM 1900
                            Series 60 UI enabling application multitasking
                            Bluetooth
                            Slave USB 1.1. for digital music download from PC
                            MP3, AAC, Midi, WAV ringing tones
                            WAP over GPRS
                            You already said Bluetooth.

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                            • #15
                              That'd be Blueteeth, then?
                              I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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