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  • #1

    Kylie Minogue

    Can you help me?

    I'm locked into a long term philosophical debate with myself on whether or not I think Kylie Minogue is hot or not.

    The entire existence of her celebrity status has always been something of a mystery to me. I don't really like her music, and she's a little boney for my taste, but every once in a while I get the idea in my head that she is definitely gorgeous.

    Now I'm not sure this can be the case, because this is in fact Kylie Minogue we're talking about. Upon careful review of pictures 1 and 2, I come to the conclusion that she's a dog. 3 and 4 on the other hand lead me in the opposite direction.

    Is this trick photography? Is there a conspiracy amongst MTV and the Australian intelligence community to get me to accept a reality that I know in my heart cannot possibly be true, a "Real World" in which I and a large collection of Kylie Minogue CDs and memorabilia are somehow compatible?

    I need to know how to proceed if I ever encounter her. Perhaps we will meet in a chat room and establish a friendship. I don't know. The details at this point are sketchy.

    Please take the time to vote in this poll and give my life some direction.

    Thanks,

    Static23









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    Yes, she's gorgeous, a Venus de Milo with arms
    16.67%
    4
    Yes, but not the foxiest within her musical genre
    16.67%
    4
    Sometimes, in the right disco lighting
    25.00%
    6
    I think she is merely average
    12.50%
    3
    No, she belongs in a kennel
    20.83%
    5
    I cannot decide until she states her position on bananas
    8.33%
    2
    "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine
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  • #2
    Kylie
    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

    Asher on molly bloom

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    • #3
      She is one ugly b*tch and has fallen far since the end of 1980s.

      She belongs to the Kennel.

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      • #4
        what LM said

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        • #5
          Dannii is better.
          Last edited by Dauphin; March 7, 2003, 20:01.
          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #6
            Philosophical debate?

            You need to get out more.

            Why not be a modelizer in NYC

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            • #7
              Dannii should really stop writing songs inspired by her vibrator (it's not a joke: it's for REAL, she made songs out of her vibrator )
              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

              Asher on molly bloom

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              • #8
                Kylie would be a girl I think would be hot even if she wasn't a celebrity or not.

                She's BLAZINGLY hot.
                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MrBaggins
                  You need to get out more.
                  So you're saying I should go to more Kylie Minogue concerts? Check.
                  "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                  • #10
                    you need a 'Fit, but not as fit as Dannii' option!!!

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                    • #11
                      Who the hell is Dannii'?

                      Post pics for the uniformed please.
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #12
                        I've got a friend who thinks she's the hottest woman alive. I think she's above average, definitely a MILF, but nothing to swoon for.
                        John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                        • #13
                          what does MILF mean?

                          she looks VERY doable in pics 1-2, Extremely charming, and obviously even more doable in pic 3.

                          and TERRIBLY doable in pic 4, but a bit less charming than #3.

                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ted Striker
                            Who the hell is Dannii'?

                            Post pics for the uniformed please.
                            Kylie's less talented, breast enhanced sister.
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                            "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Azazel
                              what does MILF mean?
                              Mother I'd Like to F^&k

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