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Re: Guidelines for American Tourists in France
Bah...even if I am, this one is good (as long as people don't take it seriously 
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Originally posted by Datajack Franit
It's fun as long as you're not a french I guess
It's fun as long as you're not a french I guess
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One continuing exasperation for American visitors is that the people willfully persist in speaking French, though many will speak English if shouted at.
American travelers are advised to travel in groups and to wear baseball caps and colorful trousers for easier mutual recognition.
A tunnel connecting France to Britain beneath the English Channel has been opened in recent years to make it easier for the Government to flee to London.
France has more holidays than any other nation in the world. Among its 361 national holidays are 197 saints' days, 37 National Liberation Days, 16 Declaration of Republic Days, 54 Return of Charles de Gaulle in Triumph as if he Won the War Single-Handed Days, 18 Napoleon Sent into Exile Days, 17 Napoleon Called Back from Exile Days, and 112 France is Great and the Rest of the World is Rubbish Days. Other important holidays are National Nuclear Bomb Day (January 12), the Feast of Ste. Brigitte Bardot Day (March 1), and National Guillotine Day (November 12).
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