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  • #46
    You should replace "She can't sing live" with "She can't sing" -- magical computers in the record studio make her sound "good".

    She did a terrible cover of System of a Down's "Chop Suey". You should download that.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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    • #47
      Originally posted by Asher
      You should replace "She can't sing live" with "She can't sing" -- magical computers in the record studio make her sound "good".
      That is what I implied:
      Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
      Avril's problem with live performances is ithat she simply can't sing in tune. However, she is in tune on her album. It's not too hard to figure out why. Singers, by definition, are supposed to be able to sing in tune without the assistance of music editing software.
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      • #48
        Heh. I've seen her video, and all I can say is that I came away with the urge to ruffle her hair and tell her to be a good little girl and go home now.

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        • #49
          "She did a terrible cover of System of a Down's "Chop Suey". You should download that."

          Ummmmmmmmmmmmm I thought that the Ramones did "Chop Suey"??? Am I mistaken in this?
          You want real punk rock? Go Clash and Television. My two favorites, along with Talking Heads.
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          • #50
            Punk Rock is terrible, so many people these days are grasping onto it, and...argh, god...

            I don't know if it's the same song, I've never heard the Ramone's version, but I have heard SoaD's...and it's labeled as a SoaD cover online.

            Punk Rock and Pop are both in the same "listenability" segment for me.

            Bring it on, Provost/Ramo/whoever else...
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #51
              Punk is the best nonclassical form of music.

              I just downloaded the Avril/Chop Suey, truly the worst thing I have ever heard, possibly even beating out Leonard Nimoy's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".
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              • #52
                One of my friends has his Windows Error dialog box to play "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" (the entire damn thing in .WAV format)...

                It's one of the funniest things at first, but it soon gets annoying.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #53
                  Ha ha, the whole thing? You had better hope your beloved Windows doesn't fail you.
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                  • #54
                    "it's labeled as a SoaD cover online."

                    yes - and we ALL know that the internet is the most reliable place for information!
                    no way in hell am I downloading an avril song to verify whether or not it's a cover of the ramones song. You should download the ramones version Asher - I guarantee you it will be 100 times better than anything from Avril.
                    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                    Drake Tungsten
                    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                    Albert Speer

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                    • #55
                      monolith: that's not my style of music, I wouldn't like it if it came from The Ramones, SoaD, or Avril...

                      Avril's only redeeming value is that it's so incredibly bad. That's what makes it great.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #56
                        bah - a pox on ye!
                        "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                        Drake Tungsten
                        "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                        Albert Speer

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                        • #57
                          I thought you people understand how the big-bucks music bussiness works nowadays.

                          Find a pretty face,
                          dress it up,
                          tell her/him what to say and when to say it,
                          produce a couple of catchy songs,
                          market it heavily
                          and earn a lot of money.

                          Avril, Britney, Christina, whoever.... they basically dont do crap. The producers do it. They just look pretty and are cool in the eyes of the average teenager.

                          Wouldnt mind ****** *** **** *** *****.

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                          • #58
                            magical computers in the record studio make her sound "good".
                            Nothing makes me feel better than a Comp. Sci. student saying something like that.
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Asher

                              Did I read this right?

                              You thought you'd make an article bashing her, then downloaded her music?

                              Man, I don't like Avril, but I don't think that's a good way to write an article.
                              I didn't write that whole article dude, I copied and pasted it from another site....Man I'm not that annoyed by her man....god
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                              • #60
                                She's refreshing.
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