Man, yesterday was such a ****ing high, and then on my way home with Bunnygrrl's bike, some ******* decided he'd try and take it. I wasn't paying a lot of attention. It's the suburbs, what happens here?
"You got any money, dog?" BAM! into my left cheek. "Luckily" I was moving at an awkward angle for him to hit me or I shouldn't be here to tell you all about it. It took a moment for my brain to register what had happened, as I kept peddling, and then noticing that he was still running next to me. So I sped up. I mighta stopped to fight if it was just him, but he had four or five of his boys with him, one of who'm had circled around behind me.
I got a shiner. I have to go into my first day of work looking like a freak and someone who gets into fights. This is really what upsets me most. I have once chance to make a first impression. Maybe I can get an eye patch.
It occured at a place I have to go past all the time. The police didn't find the guy, and even if they did, it's a 2nd class misdemeanor, i.e., no jail time. So now I'm paranoid (rightfully so) that it could happen again.
So now I'm all out of sorts. I'm screaming racial epithets in my head. I wanna grab my baseball bat or my sword and go back and **** these guys up. I wanna go buy a gun. How am I supposed to go out at night past the place where these guys hang out?
At least it wasn't worse.
"You got any money, dog?" BAM! into my left cheek. "Luckily" I was moving at an awkward angle for him to hit me or I shouldn't be here to tell you all about it. It took a moment for my brain to register what had happened, as I kept peddling, and then noticing that he was still running next to me. So I sped up. I mighta stopped to fight if it was just him, but he had four or five of his boys with him, one of who'm had circled around behind me.
I got a shiner. I have to go into my first day of work looking like a freak and someone who gets into fights. This is really what upsets me most. I have once chance to make a first impression. Maybe I can get an eye patch.

It occured at a place I have to go past all the time. The police didn't find the guy, and even if they did, it's a 2nd class misdemeanor, i.e., no jail time. So now I'm paranoid (rightfully so) that it could happen again.
So now I'm all out of sorts. I'm screaming racial epithets in my head. I wanna grab my baseball bat or my sword and go back and **** these guys up. I wanna go buy a gun. How am I supposed to go out at night past the place where these guys hang out?
At least it wasn't worse.
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