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  • #1

    Jokes

    You know that show "The Amazing Race?"
    Is that about white people?

    Did you hear the one about the vampire who saw his girlfriend periodically?

    Never give a bum money for a sandwich
    he'll never bring it to you
    "The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none"-Homer Simpson
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    What's worse than 16 dead babies in a trash can?
    -One dead baby in 16 trash cans
    "The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none"-Homer Simpson

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    • #3
      What's worse than 16 dead babies in a trash can?
      -one living one on the bottom, eating his way to the top.
      "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
      - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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      • #4
        I was going to post some jokes, but upon further consideration, I will wait for a thread reserved for jokes that are actually funny.
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #5
          What's more disturbing:

          16 cats nailed to 1 tree...



          ...or 1 cat nailed to 16 trees?

          *Shiver...*
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
            I was going to post some jokes, but upon further consideration, I will wait for a thread reserved for jokes that are actually funny.

            LOL

            Best one in here.
            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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            • #7
              What's small and pink and knocks on glass?

              A baby in a microwave.
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #8
                Why can't you put vegetables in the microwave?

                Their wheel chairs don't fit.
                Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.

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                • #9
                  Two polar bears came to the edge of a cliff. One of them jumped off and yelled "Radio."

                  <p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>

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                  • #10
                    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                    • #11
                      I really don't want to see how disgusting these unfunny jokes will get.

                      Toast
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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