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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Oh puke. I think I'd rather have gotten Kirsten Dunst.
Oh puke. I think I'd rather have gotten Kirsten Dunst.
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Well if she ends up just hanging around your apartment with a vacant look in her eyes, I'll take her off your hands.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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What's wrong with women with short hair?Originally posted by Agathon
I got a load of people I have never heard of, excepting that Felicity chick who I think is a dog since she cut off her hair.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Are you kidding? I'd **** her and then let every straight guy on Apolyton know.Originally posted by Sikander
Well if she ends up just hanging around your apartment with a vacant look in her eyes, I'll take her off your hands.
Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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And that would make you KING!
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Evil bastard!Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Are you kidding? I'd **** her and then let every straight guy on Apolyton know.
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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Do you have any idea how many STDs you'd get...Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Are you kidding? I'd **** her and then let every straight guy on Apolyton know.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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I'm well acquainted with condoms, thanks.Originally posted by Asher
Do you have any idea how many STDs you'd get...Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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There's nothing wrong with women with short hair. It's just that Keri Russell made a more appealing bedmate with long hair.Originally posted by Urban Ranger
What's wrong with women with short hair?
Long hair can sometimes change things entirely. I mean look at Metallica who went from looking cool to looking like a pack of inbred hicks.
Anyway, I'm still p****d off about not getting Elisha Cuthbert.
Only feebs vote.Comment
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Condoms can only do so much!Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I'm well acquainted with condoms, thanks."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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RRRRRRRRRRRrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeality Check.Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Oh...reality. Bummer.Originally posted by Tiamat
RRRRRRRRRRRrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeality Check.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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Sylvia Saint 100%
Kim Smith 100%
Tanja Szewczenko 99%
Mary Pierce 98%
Belinda Chapple 98%
I don't know any of them besides Sylvia Saint, but she's good enough for me! Hooray!
On a sadder note, my total for Elizabeth Hurley was only 54%...
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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Isnt' she a porn star?
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Isnt' she a porn star?
Yes she is, and a particularly nasty one at that.
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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Isn't it amazing how people are willing to incriminate themselves.Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Isnt' she a porn star?
Yes she is, and a particularly nasty one at that.
I only know the names of two porn stars. One is Ron Jeremy, because he's always being interviewed on the television; and the other is Stacey Valentine who was the subject of a documentary film my wife and I saw, called "The Girl Next Door".
Actually I'm a liar - Linda Lovelace was a porn star although I've never seen any of her films.Only feebs vote.Comment
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