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  • #76
    Where the hell are Oprah and Rosie O'Donnel?

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #77
      Roseanne Bar.... *shivers*
      "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
      - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
      Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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      • #78
        I wanna change my vote Oprah!
        Monkey!!!

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        • #79
          Originally posted by monolith94
          "Tiamat is a huge, bloated female dragon that personifies the saltwater ocean"
          You named yourself after THIS???
          "Eventually, Tiamat was defeated by the young god Marduk"
          No silly I picked her initially because she is the Dragon of Chaos. At the time I joined my life was in total chaos so it seemed appropriate.

          Besides if this is right:

          ~Marduk cleaved her body in half, and from the upper half he created the sky and from the lower half he made the earth. From her water came forth the clouds and her tears became the source of the Tigris and the Euphratus. Kingu also perished, and from his blood Marduk created the first humans. ~

          Then that would make me the Mother of all Mother's now wouldn't it. Without me there would be no sky or earth. So yuck it up. See if I ever compliment you again you cheeky little moneky!
          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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          • #80
            Originally posted by loinburger
            Nessie doesn't kill people, though. What kind of a monster doesn't even kill people?
            Pfff how ignorant you are. Everybody knows that Nessie was Jack the Ripper.
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #81


              You've obviously confused Nessie with Jack Frost.

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              • #82
                I don't think so! I know full well what "Amazon Women on the Moon" says, and that's good enough for me.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #83
                  Oh please. "Manos: The Hands of Fate" is considered to be the paradigm case on the Nessie/Jack Frost controversy.
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                  • #84
                    Sure it's paradigm...if you're a dufus.
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #85
                      Surely you're not also ignoring the "Basket Case" concurrence?
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                      • #86
                        Of course I am. It's positively the most ridiculous bunch of nonsense since the Time After Time hubbub.
                        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                        • #87
                          Pumkinhead

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                          • #88
                            Hey, I actually kinda liked Pumkinhead. It's Pumkinhead II that is of Jack Frost / Manos / Basket Case quality.

                            We were actually very disappointed in Pumkinhead -- we were expecting the worst movie since sliced bread, and wound up accidentally seeing a movie with some redeeming qualities.
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                            • #89
                              Well Spring-heeled Jack came in second, but there's never been a better monster than this guy:
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                              Only feebs vote.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Tuberski
                                Where the hell are Oprah and Rosie O'Donnel?

                                ACK!
                                Off somewhere canoodling....
                                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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