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What's Springhealed Jack?
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
You don't have Google where you live, Che?
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Who needs google when you've got Apolyton?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Spring Healed JackOriginally posted by chegitz guevara
Who needs google when you've got Apolyton?I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Positively chilling...
Cybermen are the ameobas of the monster world, btw. Only just above skeletons."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert SpeerComment
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Yes, oversized salt and pepper shakers always have that effect.... But nothing can beat a tin-foiled cyberman exclaiming "EXCELLENT!"Originally posted by monolith94
Positively chilling...
"I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie AllenComment
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Abominable Snowman of course.Attached Files"We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John PrineComment
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Aaaarrggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!Originally posted by Static23
Abominable Snowman of course.
Don't ever do that again, now I know I won't sleep tonight
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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Where are Asmodeus and Demogorgon?Comment
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Definitely the Pusherbots and/or Shoverbots.Attached Files<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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JABBERWOCKYYou make my life and times
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Is that Evil Abe Lincoln!!! Arrggh, he's getting too much press lately.I never know their names, But i smile just the same
New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
-Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"Comment
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Nah, no top hat.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Me, I'm still stunned how one can come up with a poll about the best monsters ever and, while coming up with some nothing monster that nobody has ever heard of (like Springheel Jack), manages to forget the friggin' LOCH NESS MONSTER!
I'm changing my votes to the overgrown salt 'n pepper shakers.
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Nessie doesn't kill people, though. What kind of a monster doesn't even kill people?<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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