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    Finnish Conservatives and nudity

    National Coalition, Finland's conservative party, has some weird, unresolved issues. This can be seen in their flagrant abuse of nudity as the election approaches. In this and the past election, their youth organization's been using nudity in their posters. In the last election they had three young parliamentary candidates pictured nude from behind, and in this election their posters have had a picture of bare buttocks.

    The "real" Coalition's taken into nudity, as well. Their posters are showing the party leader Ville Itälä nude, at least from the waist up - the posters have Itälä shirtless. In the last election, Helsinki cote magnet and right-wing kingpin Ben Zyscowicz was interviewed on TV by naked Linda Lampenius (Linda was a blonde Vanessa Mae clone who posed on Playboy, which Finns interpreted to mean that now Finland is famous and everyone would buy our tellyphones. Yes, Finns have weird, unresolved issues, too.)

    What's next? Will the trend expand further? Will we see Silvio Berlusconi's penis? Will Bush campaign 2004 include Bush's bare buttocks, with Tony Blair's lips still firmly attached?

    WILL WE SEE NAKED MARGARET THATCHER?

    The mind reels.
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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    This trend cannot be contained. We must preemptively strike with a picture of "Big Guns" Maggie to end this threat once and for all.

    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #3
      Stefu, Aren't you forgetting the.. what's the guys name, the guy who is defending mental illness patients like crazy.. anyway he did a nude calendar for his wife, and pictures where on tv too, and he's going to use them because others are doing nude pictures too
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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      • #4
        Damn you man! Naked Thacher

        At least you could have brought up some far more telegenic politician.

        On topic: has the naked strategy worked? Does it get them more votes? And what are these conseratives like on social issues?
        If you don't like reality, change it! me
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        • #5
          I don't know if it works really.. maybe a little..
          Conservatives are quite left on the social issues, if you compare them to let's say the US dems..
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            They're mostly not really very concerned with social issues, except with crime (they're against it). Economy's their thing.
            "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
            "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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            • #7
              Tony Blair is going to whip out his dong and call the House of Commons into session....
              If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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              • #8
                Naked politicians in Finland? This should have made it into the evil, evil Finland thread.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #9
                  Pictures so we can see examples?

                  Wait wait wait...no, forget I said that. NO!!!!!!!
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #10
                    no, forget I said that
                    Forgettin' you said no!

                    Here you can see the buttocks. I trust it's not pornographic, as they aren't very appealing buttocks.
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • #11
                      Boris, wouldn't you love to see Sen. John Edwards running around in a little speedo?
                      If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Timexwatch
                        Boris, wouldn't you love to see Sen. John Edwards running around in a little speedo?
                        No. Would you like to see Hillary Clinton in a thong?
                        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                        • #13
                          Well, if politicians in the US start running around all naked, there surely will be only one winner.

                          Bill Clinton
                          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                          • #14
                            That's a toss up......
                            If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                            • #15
                              hey this is a good thing. people are afraid of nude bodies in the U.S.

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