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    Help Space translate Norwegian!

    Okay just to let you know ahead of time I have NO clue what this says and I apologize if its anything offensive.


    My friend and I are talking on messenger and he sent this to me;


    hei son, hvordon gordon?

    jeg er sa kjeme glad i kjarsten min, jeg tully elsker hum

    hun



    I would go use an online translator, except Ive spent the last hour trying to find one that translates Norwegian
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  • #2
    Oooh, bad timing. All the Norwegianese people are fast asleep by now.

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    • #3
      It's not offensive. Now, I don't speak Norwegian but I do speak Swedish, so I'll give it a shot.

      It says something like:

      Hi, how's it hanging?
      I am so happy ... *something* I truly love her/him.
      him/her.

      That's what I gathered, Norwegian guys can correct me.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        bumping for Space05us..
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #5
          Based on my extensive experience listening to the Swedish Chef from the Muppets and a conversation with the crazy Norwegian Girl in my Chemistry class, I can safely say that you recieved a sexual proposition.

          Though where you can be expected to find that much mayo so quickly I have no idea.
          Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
          -Richard Dawkins

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          • #6
            Re: Help Space translate Norwegian!

            Originally posted by Space05us
            Okay just to let you know ahead of time I have NO clue what this says and I apologize if its anything offensive.


            My friend and I are talking on messenger and he sent this to me;


            hei son, hvordon gordon?

            jeg er sa kjeme glad i kjarsten min, jeg tully elsker hum

            hun



            I would go use an online translator, except Ive spent the last hour trying to find one that translates Norwegian
            who wrote this? no offense, but it's full of mistakes

            "Hi, how's it going?

            I love my girlfriend very much, I tully love her.

            she"

            note: "tully" isn't a norwegian word. I don't know what it means
            CSPA

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            • #7
              btw, it might as well be "boyfriend".
              It's impossible to say if "hum" is supposed to be "ham" (him) or "hun" (her).
              CSPA

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              • #8
                YYESS! I almost got it!
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  not bad for a finnjævel
                  CSPA

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                  • #10
                    "finnjævel"

                    I remember this word! Crazy Norwegian girl told me what a jaevel is.

                    ....did you just call Pekka a Finnish Tosser?
                    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                    -Richard Dawkins

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                    • #11
                      Nah.. It doesn't mean so much tosser.. more like devil, or something like that. I think if I'd put some effort, I could learn Norwegian pretty fast! That would be cool, then learn to speak Estonia, since that is so close to our language. How cool would it be to have 5 languages in your resume? COOL!
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        But to be realistic, I could just learn how to speak Swedish properly so I could say I handle 3 languages.. No use to know little about 9 languages and not be able to speak them properly.
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          thank you Gangerolf, and Pekka

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                          • #14
                            no problem.

                            I would like to learn finnish but I don't think I'll get the opportunity unless I move to Finland. As of now, I know about 8 words in finnish. I also used to know the finnish word for moose (or was it reindeer?) vagina but I seem to have forgotten it.
                            CSPA

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