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  • What's your Personal Threat Level

    How threatened do you feel?
    49
    RED: I'm living in my bomb shelter.
    4.08%
    2
    ORANGE: Duct tape and plastic standing by.
    4.08%
    2
    YELLOW: Like a BANANA
    14.29%
    7
    BLUE: I think there are some terrorists... just not in MY neighborhood.
    26.53%
    13
    GREEN: That's someone else's problem.
    51.02%
    25
    "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
    "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
    "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

  • #2
    Blue Danube.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      Blue Danube.
      Terrorists want to viciously destroy Utah
      Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Tassadar5000
        Terrorists want to viciously destroy Utah
        And that makes them different from everyone else how?
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          I doubt the arab fundies could ever find my little bit of the burbs.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #6
            I'm of the wildebeast philosophy.

            We're all part of a large herd of wildebeasts, see? And a bloodthirsty hyena is going to come along and grab one of us. But the others will all get away. So I figure, my odds are pretty good. What, me worry?

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            • #7

              I figured, it's a lot more probable for me to die from a traffic accident. Just compare the number of people in the US died from terrorist attacks and those in car accidents last year, or even the year before.
              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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              • #8
                Teal: I fear Microsoft.
                "We may be in a hallucination here, but that's no excuse for being delusional!." K.S. Robinson, 'The Years Of Rice And Salt.'

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                • #9
                  I've already met my Zone Warden(nice old gentleman) from the Canadian Embassy, he mailed everyone their evac plans in case of war, the silly 1950s 'In Case of Nuclear Attack' pamphlet (stay away from windows, in the centre of the room, remember that KNR subways are also bomb shelters, remember to Bend Over, Place your Head Firmly between your legs, and ......)

                  But I just thank goodness that Bush will be distracted vassalizing Iraq long enough* before he decides to call out Kim at the OK corral.

                  EDIT: 'long enough' so that I can finish my contract and return to Canada, the Land of Donuts and Honey, before war potentially breaks out.

                  BTW, something funny: I actually met a Palestinian in the unheng in Si Heung. He was pretending to be Canadian from Montreal, but he didn't know **** about Canada (he'd been there a month), but he had an English degree from some mid-east place. He 'fessed up and we managed to losen him up and suitably corrupt him out of his 'Everyone Hates Palestinians' funk. He did kinda cause a seen when Warren revealed he's a Jew though, but by then we were all so liquored up (so much for Allah, but maybe it doesn't apply to fermented rice drinks like soju?) that nobody cared after a while.

                  The worlds problem is that it just got to the bar and needs to do some SERIOUS catching up.

                  also BTW, for the first time at Hennessy Bar we managed to out drink the bartenders. We just put some money on her head and walked out at 6:00AM, the only concsious beings in the joint. And Wade STILL wanted to go on.
                  Last edited by Seeker; February 23, 2003, 00:42.
                  "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                  "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                  "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                  • #10
                    Almost Red.

                    But then, my fears are true. Your's are just panic Bush is trying to spread.
                    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                    • #11
                      Yellow. Bananas are usually good for your health, when necessary...
                      DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTIS

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Eli
                        Almost Red.

                        But then, my fears are true. Your's are just panic Bush is trying to spread.
                        Bush isn't trying to spread panic either in Iraq or the USA or any other nation affected. He simply is unaware of what he is doing. Watched too many John Wayne westerns growing up I guess.

                        Sigh

                        Sorry about all this mess.
                        If only they could count in Florida . . .
                        "We may be in a hallucination here, but that's no excuse for being delusional!." K.S. Robinson, 'The Years Of Rice And Salt.'

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                        • #13
                          Terrorists? what terrorists?

                          Pass me another tequila...
                          A true ally stabs you in the front.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Eli
                            Almost Red.

                            But then, my fears are true. Your's are just panic Bush is trying to spread.



                            more americans were killed in WTC attack then jews in the intifada.
                            "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                            "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Eli
                              Almost Red.

                              But then, my fears are true. Your's are just panic Bush is trying to spread.
                              Yep. All the terrorist acts and threats are part of Bush's lies.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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