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    BEAUFORT, N.C. -- You can get fries with your order at Cubbie's, but just don't ask for french fries.

    "Because of Cubbie's support for our troops, we no longer serve french fries. We now serve freedom fries," says a sign in the restaurant's window.

    Owner Neal Rowland said the switch from french fries to freedom fries came to mind after a conversation about World War I days when anti-German sentiment prompted Americans to rename familiar German foods like sauerkraut and frankfurter to liberty cabbage and hot dog.


    Rowland said his decision to change the name of french fries reflects a political sentiment that comes as Americans watch France backs away from support for war in Iraq.

    "Everyone wants to have their freedom fries. They're going right along with it," said waitress Amy Foster, who cleared tables after the first lunch crowd to hear about the menu revision.

    But Rowland said his intent is not to slight the French people, but to take a patriotic stance to show his support for the United States and the actions of President Bush.

    "It's our way of showing our patriotic pride," he said, noting that his business has a lot of local military troops stop by as customers. "A lot of them stop here on their way back to Cherry Point."


    Hmm, now we need patriotic names for French toast and French bread.

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    Did anyone see that guy from Florida dump all of his French wine down the sewer because he was being patriotic?

    I think I'm going to duct tape myself into the closet until my countrymen can have a debate about something without acting like complete morons.


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    • #3
      Netx Louisiana will change its name to Bushiana and St. Louis will become St. George.

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      • #4
        So... when will you start burning French and German literature?
        The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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        • #5
          Everyone knows they're called "chips" anyway.
          Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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          • #6
            what will happen to french kisses?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by ThePantaloonDog
              Did anyone see that guy from Florida dump all of his French wine down the sewer because he was being patriotic?

              I think I'm going to duct tape myself into the closet until my countrymen can have a debate about something without acting like complete morons.


              Can I join you? Americans are beginning to scare me....

              Anyway,



              Americans are sooooooooo stupid.....and this seals the deal
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              • #8
                The term "hamburger" is unpatriotic as well.
                "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                • #9
                  'Frogs' will now be known as 'little hoppy things'.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
                    So... when will you start burning French and German literature?
                    As soon as we get done with all these Harry Potter books.
                    "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Static23
                      As soon as we get done with all these Harry Potter books.
                      The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                      • #12
                        I personally like my freedom fries with a side of patriotism.

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                        • #13
                          Oh dear
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ixnay
                            I personally like my freedom fries with a side of patriotism.
                            Now patriotism means ketchup right? Mayo is liberty dressing? Because the people that eat their freedom fries with liberty dressing are just wierd. I think they're closet Belgians.

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                            • #15
                              What are hamburgers called now? We can't have a refrence to the infidelous city, now can we....?

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