Whining about the opposite sex

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Yes, I know, I'm 2 days late, but I was in NY yesterday, and was in a good mood early on VD, too drunk to type late on VD. So here it is: the whine about the other gender thread (I liked Whining About Women, but I thought I'd get my testicles ripped off, so that would've been bad ). I"ll start off.

Here's what I've figured: females are divisable into four categories:

Hot and too good for you
Classy and taken
Sweet and just wanna be friends
Ugly and stalks you

Any thoughts? And don't count abnormalities...they get discounted in polls and such.

[Ted Striker]

You have VD?

Why don't you damn people wear a jimmy sack for once?

[Sava]

from my own experience:

Hot but religious fanatic
One date and we're committed
Married but curious
Suprise! I have a kid

[Flubber]

Well . . . Mrs Flubber is hot and too good for you AND classy and taken

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
You have VD?

Why don't you damn people wear a jimmy sack for once?

...AHAHAHHAHAH

See...that would require me to be able to actually GET SOME at some point

[Zero]

-=My categories=-

- Friends Im screwing
- Friends that I am not screwing
- Lesbians (friend or not)
- The one and only S.O! If I'm lucky....

[MRT144]

i wear jimmy sacks now...

my catagories:

friend of a friend and in play
friend of a friend and off limits
vaguely interesting but has a drug addiction
just want to use me for sex

[Asher]

Re: Whining about the opposite sex

What I've found:

Females:
Cool and just want to be friends.
Cool and want to be more than friends and are hot.
Cool and want to be more than friend and are not hot.
Not cool and just want to be friends.
Not cool and want to be more than friends and are hot.
Not cool and want to be more than friend and are not hot.

Males:
Cool guys who want to be your friend.
Cool guys who want to "experiment".
Cool guys who want to be your boyfriend.
Guys who like to try to get me to help them with schoolwork/computers.
Not cool guys who want to be your friend.
Not cool guys who want to be your boyfriend.

[MRT144]

youre shallow asher. maybe you and red_jon experiment.

[Asher]

Originally posted by MRT144
youre shallow asher. maybe you and red_jon experiment.

Shallow? Because I don't want to hang around people I don't like? Fine by me, but I don't consider that shallow, I consider it "normal".

And I don't understand your comment about red_jon, he lives in England.

[MRT144]

"cool and want to be more than friends but are not hot. :thumbsdown:"

so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.

[Skanky Burns]

I put women into roughly two catagories:
Hot and sexy and my fiancee.
Not my fiancee.

It makes things so simple.

[Asher]

Originally posted by MRT144
"cool and want to be more than friends but are not hot. :thumbsdown:"

so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.

I certainly do if they want to get into my pants.

Do you understand the concept of "more than friends"?

You're honestly telling me if Rita McNeil was hitting on you, you'd hop into bed with her?

Take your righteous bull**** elsewhere, stop acting like you're above it.

God forbid I'll only have sex with people I find sexually attractive.

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by MRT144
so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.

Why would anyone go out with someone they are not attracted to?
And if you did, wouldn't that be doing them a disservice anyway? (read: using them)

[MRT144]

personality can overcome looks. i think ive been scarred with so many shallow relationships, that im trying to escape the "looks uber alles" mode of thought