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Originally posted by paiktis22
i knew there was a reason i like cubans"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
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Ming is like an HMO manager
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities."
St. Peter said, "You can enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager and helped people get cost-effective health care."
St. Peter said, "You can come in too."
As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter quietly added, "But you can only stay three days... After that you can go to hell."Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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...back in grade 6, Ming set me up with my first love
It was one of those things where you send the "I LOVE YOU, DO YOU LIKE ME?" With a "please circle one" yes, no box. I was so shy, and Ming gave it to Kristen without hesitation
She threw it back at me crumpled, but that was just the begining!!!
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