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  • #1

    A great time to invade the UK?

    Some historians like to claim that the UK hasn't been succesfully invaded since 1066.

    Well I think any would be conqureres should try now.

    Most of the useful army is in the Gulf, the rest are either fighting fires, guardind Heathrow or in Northern Ireland.

    So if you put ashore at Dover now(assuming you can get pass the asylum seekers) the country would be yours.
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  • #2
    Who is there to invade?

    France?
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Big Crunch
      Who is there to invade?

      France?
      The point is anyone could, Ther is no one to stop em
      Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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      • #4
        What do you think the "Asylum Seekers" are doing?
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #5
          Well they just arrive in Dover or Folkstone and then seek asylum. There are thousands of them.
          Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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          • #6
            Why would anyone want to invade UK? IT'S FULL OF ENGLISH!
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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            • #7
              Well if your Finnish to warm up I suppose, and to see the sun occasionaly
              Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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              • #8
                Ha, go to any Finnish pub, and you'll be sure to find enough troops to take out the tommy's.
                I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                • #9
                  TheStinger, Trade cold to rain? No thanks

                  Let's jsut say, we could take the whole world, but we're not up to it yet.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #10
                    Lets hope Saddam doesn't read Apolyton off-topic forum .. those asylum seekers may be Iraqi's
                    "Wherever wood floats, you will find the British" . Napoleon

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The Viceroy
                      Lets hope Saddam doesn't read Apolyton off-topic forum .. those asylum seekers may be Iraqi's
                      Alot of them are.
                      Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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                      • #12
                        We qould conquer the world, but we don't need it.
                        I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Big Crunch
                          Who is there to invade?

                          France?
                          Well, they did it the last time, they might as well do it now. After all, the current Brits ARE French
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                          • #14
                            The normans were Vikings with french tendancies
                            Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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                            • #15
                              I'm rigging my longship as we speak
                              CSPA

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