... All I'll say is that I should pass on putting up the Academy ballot and propose everyone just fills out a blank one instead, because after one year of getting the nominations for the most part right, the Academy went back to sucking the big time this year, but here goes anyway...
BEST PICTURE
Chicago
Gangs of New York
The Hours
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Pianist
BEST DIRECTOR
Pedro Almodovar, Talk to Her
Stephen Daldry, The Hours
Rob Marshall, Chicago
Roman Polanski, The Pianist
Martin Scorsese, Gangs of New York
BEST ACTOR
Adrien Brody, The Pianist
Nicolas Cage, Adaptation
Michael Caine, The Quiet American
Daniel Day-Lewis, Gangs of New York
Jack Nicholson, About Schmidt
BEST ACTRESS
Salma Hayek, Frida
Nicole Kidman, The Hours
Diane Lane, Unfaithful
Julianne Moore, Far from Heaven
Renee Zellweger, Chicago
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chris Cooper, Adaptation
Ed Harris, The Hours
Paul Newman, Road to Perdition
John C. Reilly, Chicago
Christopher Walken, Catch Me if You Can
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kathy Bates, About Schmidt
Julianne Moore, The Hours
Queen Latifah, Chicago
Meryl Streep, Adaptation
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Chicago
BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM
El Crimen del Padre Amaro (Mexico)
Hero (China)
The Man Without a Past (Finland)
Nowhere in Africa (Germany)
Zus & Zo (The Netherlands)
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Pedro Almodovar, Talk to Her
Jay Cocks, Kenneth Lonergan & Steve Zaillian, Gangs of New York
Alfonso & Carlos Cuaron, Y Tu Mama Tambien
Todd Haynes, Far from Heaven
Nia Vardalos, My Big Fat Greek Wedding
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Bill Condon, Chicago
David Hare, The Hours
Ronald Harwood, The Pianist
Peter Hedges, Chris & Paul Weitz, About a Boy
Charlie & Donald Kaufman, Adaptation
BEST SCORE
Elmer Bernstein, Far From Heaven
Philip Glass, The Hours
Elliot Goldenthal, Frida
Thomas Newman, Road to Perdition
John Williams, Catch Me if You Can
BEST SONG
Fred Ebb & John Kander, "I Move On," Chicago
Eminem, Jeff Bass & Luis Resto, "Lose Yourself," 8 Mile
Elliot Goldenthal & Julie Taymor, "Burn it Blue," Frida
Paul Simon, "Father & Daughter," The Wild Thornberrys Movie
U2, "The Hands That Built America," Gangs of New York
BEST ANIMATED PICTURE
Ice Age
Lilo & Stitch
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Spirited Away
Treasure Planet
BEST ART DIRECTION
Felipe Fernandez del Paso & Hannia Robledo, Frida
Dante Ferretti & Francesca Lo Schiavo, Gangs of New York
Dennis Gassner & Nancy Haigh, Road to Perdition
Grant Major, Dan Hennah & Alan Lee, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
John Myhre & Gord Sim, Chicago
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Michael Ballhaus, Gangs of New York
Dion Beebe, Chicago
Pawel Edelman, The Pianist
Conrad L. Hall, Road to Perdition
Edward Lachman, Far from Heaven
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Colleen Atwood, Chicago
Sandy Powell, Gangs of New York
Ann Roth, The Hours
Anna Sheppard, The Pianist
Julie Weiss, Frida
BEST FILM EDITING
Peter Boyle, The Hours
Herve de Luze, The Pianist
Thelma Schoonmaker, Gangs of New York
Michael Horton, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Martin Walsh, Chicago
BEST MAKEUP
John M. Elliott, Jr. & Barbara Lorenz, The Time Machine
John Jackson & Beatrice de Alba, Frida
BEST SOUND
Christopher Boyes, Michael Semanick, Michael Hedges & Hammond Peek, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Tom Fleischman, Eugene Gearty & Ivan Sharrock, Gangs of New York
Scott Millan, Bob Beemer & John Patrick Pritchett, Road to Perdition
Michael Minkler, Dominick Tavella & David Lee, Chicago
Kevin O'Connell, Greg P. Russell & Ed Novick, Spider-Man
BEST SOUND EDITING
Scott A. Hecker, Road to Perdition
Richard Hymns & Gary Rydstrom, Minority Report
Ethan Van der Ryn & Michael Hopkins, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Rob Coleman, Pablo Helman, John Knoll & Ben Snow, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
John Dykstra, Scott Stokdyk, Anthony LaMolinara & John Frazier, Spider-Man
Jim Rygiel, Joe Letteri, Randall William Cook & Alex Funke, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Bowling for Columbine
Daughter from Danang
Prisoner of Paradise
Spellbound
Winged Migration
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
The Collector of Bedford Street
Mighty Times: The Legacy of Rosa Parks
Twin Towers
Why Can't We Be a Family Again?
BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT
Fait d'Hiver
I'll Wait for the Next One... (J'Attendrai le Suivant...)
Inja (Dog)
Johnny Flynton
This Charming Man (Der er en Yndig Mand)
BEST ANIMATED SHORT
The Cathedral
The Chubbchubbs!
Das Rad
Mike's New Car
Mt. Head
A couple of thoughts: There are way too many glaring omissions to get into, so I'll point them out as you guys bring them up. There are a couple of sure things, and conversely, several categories are totally stacked, especially that Original Screenplay one...
...but you do the thinking for now.
BEST PICTURE
Chicago
Gangs of New York
The Hours
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Pianist
BEST DIRECTOR
Pedro Almodovar, Talk to Her
Stephen Daldry, The Hours
Rob Marshall, Chicago
Roman Polanski, The Pianist
Martin Scorsese, Gangs of New York
BEST ACTOR
Adrien Brody, The Pianist
Nicolas Cage, Adaptation
Michael Caine, The Quiet American
Daniel Day-Lewis, Gangs of New York
Jack Nicholson, About Schmidt
BEST ACTRESS
Salma Hayek, Frida
Nicole Kidman, The Hours
Diane Lane, Unfaithful
Julianne Moore, Far from Heaven
Renee Zellweger, Chicago
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chris Cooper, Adaptation
Ed Harris, The Hours
Paul Newman, Road to Perdition
John C. Reilly, Chicago
Christopher Walken, Catch Me if You Can
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kathy Bates, About Schmidt
Julianne Moore, The Hours
Queen Latifah, Chicago
Meryl Streep, Adaptation
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Chicago
BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM
El Crimen del Padre Amaro (Mexico)
Hero (China)
The Man Without a Past (Finland)
Nowhere in Africa (Germany)
Zus & Zo (The Netherlands)
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Pedro Almodovar, Talk to Her
Jay Co
Alfonso & Carlos Cuaron, Y Tu Mama Tambien
Todd Haynes, Far from Heaven
Nia Vardalos, My Big Fat Greek Wedding
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Bill Condon, Chicago
David Hare, The Hours
Ronald Harwood, The Pianist
Peter Hedges, Chris & Paul Weitz, About a Boy
Charlie & Donald Kaufman, Adaptation
BEST SCORE
Elmer Bernstein, Far From Heaven
Philip Glass, The Hours
Elliot Goldenthal, Frida
Thomas Newman, Road to Perdition
John Williams, Catch Me if You Can
BEST SONG
Fred Ebb & John Kander, "I Move On," Chicago
Eminem, Jeff Bass & Luis Resto, "Lose Yourself," 8 Mile
Elliot Goldenthal & Julie Taymor, "Burn it Blue," Frida
Paul Simon, "Father & Daughter," The Wild Thornberrys Movie
U2, "The Hands That Built America," Gangs of New York
BEST ANIMATED PICTURE
Ice Age
Lilo & Stitch
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Spirited Away
Treasure Planet
BEST ART DIRECTION
Felipe Fernandez del Paso & Hannia Robledo, Frida
Dante Ferretti & Francesca Lo Schiavo, Gangs of New York
Dennis Gassner & Nancy Haigh, Road to Perdition
Grant Major, Dan Hennah & Alan Lee, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
John Myhre & Gord Sim, Chicago
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Michael Ballhaus, Gangs of New York
Dion Beebe, Chicago
Pawel Edelman, The Pianist
Conrad L. Hall, Road to Perdition
Edward Lachman, Far from Heaven
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Colleen Atwood, Chicago
Sandy Powell, Gangs of New York
Ann Roth, The Hours
Anna Sheppard, The Pianist
Julie Weiss, Frida
BEST FILM EDITING
Peter Boyle, The Hours
Herve de Luze, The Pianist
Thelma Schoonmaker, Gangs of New York
Michael Horton, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Martin Walsh, Chicago
BEST MAKEUP
John M. Elliott, Jr. & Barbara Lorenz, The Time Machine
John Jackson & Beatrice de Alba, Frida
BEST SOUND
Christopher Boyes, Michael Semanick, Michael Hedges & Hammond Peek, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Tom Fleischman, Eugene Gearty & Ivan Sharrock, Gangs of New York
Scott Millan, Bob Beemer & John Patrick Pritchett, Road to Perdition
Michael Minkler, Dominick Tavella & David Lee, Chicago
Kevin O'Connell, Greg P. Russell & Ed Novick, Spider-Man
BEST SOUND EDITING
Scott A. Hecker, Road to Perdition
Richard Hymns & Gary Rydstrom, Minority Report
Ethan Van der Ryn & Michael Hopkins, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Rob Coleman, Pablo Helman, John Knoll & Ben Snow, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
John Dykstra, Scott Stokdyk, Anthony LaMolinara & John Frazier, Spider-Man
Jim Rygiel, Joe Letteri, Randall William Cook & Alex Funke, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Bowling for Columbine
Daughter from Danang
Prisoner of Paradise
Spellbound
Winged Migration
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
The Collector of Bedford Street
Mighty Times: The Legacy of Rosa Parks
Twin Towers
Why Can't We Be a Family Again?
BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT
Fait d'Hiver
I'll Wait for the Next One... (J'Attendrai le Suivant...)
Inja (Dog)
Johnny Flynton
This Charming Man (Der er en Yndig Mand)
BEST ANIMATED SHORT
The Cathedral
The Chubbchubbs!
Das Rad
Mike's New Car
Mt. Head
A couple of thoughts: There are way too many glaring omissions to get into, so I'll point them out as you guys bring them up. There are a couple of sure things, and conversely, several categories are totally stacked, especially that Original Screenplay one...
...but you do the thinking for now.

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