Mingish Thread Workshop

[Lancer]

Well, obviously we haven't made threads that are entertaining The Ming! We have fallen far. However, every day is a new beginning so lets get cracking!

We know Iraq threads are RIGHT OUT!

The Ming has in the past approved, and even created threads about sports, so we need lots of threads about football, baseball, etc to entertain Him. Just say 'Cubbies' alot, that will help.

The football season is over, and this may be the sourse of His grouchyness regarding our feeble attempts to amuse Him with the war stuff. We must not make this mistake again!

So, we know He likes women with large mamaries, so someone dig up some scantily clad pics of such odd tities.

Also, try to get The Ming involved in conversations about His favorite bannings and most clever thread closings and deletions. He loves that stuff.

Ok, I'm clean out of ideas. Someone think of SOMETHING!!! ...and remember, NO IRAQ!

The Ming MUST be amused!

[FrustratedPoet]

Re: Mingish Thread Workshop

Originally posted by Lancer
The Ming has in the past approved, and even created threads about sports, so we need lots of threads about football, baseball, etc to entertain Him. Just say 'Cubbies' alot, that will help.

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So, we know He likes women with large mamaries, so someone dig up some scantily clad pics of such odd tities.

[Lancer]

[rah]

My initial inclination was to quickly close this thread. But on further review...................I'll let ming make the call on this one.

[SlowwHand]

Aren't the Cubs an Iraqi team ?

[Spiffor]

This woman has big mammaries, so I hope sh'elle amuse Ming


Now now now. Even sketches of this nature are not allowed. But since it was a sketch, I'll settle on a warning and not a trip to the rock. RAH

Oops, sorry RAH, won't do it again

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Aren't the Cubs an Iraqi team ?

Only in the sense that nobody knows where all their big weapons are.

[Lancer]

rah, good. We're here to amuse The Ming and are trying to create only threads that will invoke His Pleasure!

Spiffor, I'm not sure that's quite the thing...

Slowwhand...do you want to get us all banned?

[rah]

Originally posted by Spiffor

Oops, sorry RAH, won't do it again

Thank you. More funny than erotic but rules are rules and I just wanted to clarify it. Thanks for your understanding.

RAH

[Lancer]

Right!

No Iraq, The Ming does not approve!

Also...

No nipples, rah doesn't like them.

[Dinner]

Why don't we find a picture of a big busted chick in a cubs uniform?

That ought to make him happy.

[SlowwHand]

Last good-looking Cubs fan.

[Lancer]

She is good looking, but rather...sitting. SlowwHand, why is she just sitting there like that looking...bored?

It's obvious we are here to please The Ming, that the OT is here for His pleasure, and this is the best we can do?

Might as well talk about Iraq. NO! NO! I didn't say that.